Compostulating With The Times

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Ingenuity Fail, Mom!!

 I had the appalling temerity to place a decapitated jolly ball handle around Blaze's most favouritest ever nippl/bbly ball. Then I took her picture.
"Oh, woe is me. How could you. My FAVOURITE toy. (Well after Frisbee, but still!) My life is ruined, ruined, I tell ya!"
The jolly-ball handle had been sitting outside for, oh, eons, when Blaze found it, and thought it was the coolest thing, ever. It has become third favourite. Clearly, she prefers I do not mess with her toys.

Then, oh, NO, I took Flips' picture. You can see how thrilled she is. Right after I put the camera away, I was treated to typical kelpie chaos play, hilarious. Apparently, it's a top-secret thing with Flip.
And yes, Blaze's ears really are that big:)

Here they are at work. It's the end of the day, and they wanna go home. Like, now. They like working, but they like it when it's over, too.
You can see a black box in the top left corner of the pic. That's my battery back-up for the computers, and it sits beside my desk. Flip likes to press her head up against it, when she's sleeping under my desk. She's really into technology:)

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

JustaFunny

I love this. Friend of mine sent me the link, I think because I basically have no bathroom, either.

Yes, I finally learned how to screen-cap, I am SO proud!!
There are definitely some pros to having no toilet. You don't have to clean it. I have a peculiar aversion to, well, I guess it isn't peculiar, but I seem to gag more easily these days. Shouldn't experience make me stronger, less prone to upchuckage? Noo, I seem to quease easier every day. I mean, not every day!! I mean, when I have to go, I go, but, but. BUTT.
I hate human poop. There. I've said it. Why do y'think I avoided bearing children, other than for the obvious reasons I had at the time? I have NEVER liked baby poop. Sorry, Dad, Senior poop also qualifies as dizgustink:(
This has been a test of the Going.
Lightly into some other night. Not mine!!

Here's a too sad, too, just so you know I still have some issues buzzing around in my poor little peabrain.

Yeah, well, I'm not saying NOTHING. This is from 2011, and the good old government hasn't gutted any farmer programs, have they!! Oh, wait, right, they have...

I've discovered a new perjorative word to describe my outlook on animals. I am a WELFARIST.
Oh, the horrors...
To all the angry vegans out there...
Bite me.