Compostulating With The Times

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Facts again, for fun.. Sleepless in The Show Grounds

Here's another example of my great luck in the horse business. I had been thinking on becoming an "A" show groom to further my training/riding education. I was teaching at a "B" Class Stable, and wanted to learn more about how the big guys did it. I was still in University, but needed a semester or two off, due to extreme culture shock. It was a real experience, going as a Very mature 21 year old student, with kids fresh-faced out of high school, into first year calculus. Since I didn't drink alcohol, I was basically an alien being:) Of course, I had always felt like that, so it was no big deal. Social graces weren't way up on my list of accomplishments.
So, I went to a few "A" shows, and watched a trainer who was winning, a lot. The other trainers seemed to show deference to him. I figured, hey, he must be good. Now, I must say I learned a bit with this guy, like how to work 22 hour days, braid 14 horses before 6 am, get 14 horses ready to go to the ring, and bring up 7 at a time, for the trainer to show. I worked my absolute ass off. I was just getting over mononucleosis, can you imagine? "Mono" was also part of why I had to take a few semesters off from university.
It turned out this "trainer" had bought some very nice horses, and they won with him. He hadn't trained them. I learned about tack-nosebands and standing martingales from him. Not good. One horse (that I later rode), was regularly taken in to the arena, and no-one was allowed in to watch what went on. The horse would come out absolutely dripping sweat. Another nice horse, owned by a spoiled brat rich kid, developed a nodding/twitching/flipping-head habit. I knew when it had started. The "groom" aka AssHat I worked with, had punched the horse in the nose, straight up towards the horses' ears. The poor horses' "tick" started immediately. After the show, I told the trainer what had happened. He just tightened up the nose-band. Much later, I asked a good vet if permanent damage could be done from such an injury. Of course, the answer was yes.
I was just a groom. The horse never did do much, and he was a talented critter, before he was punched.
I sure didn't do much learning on how to ride, with this trainer guy. Fortunately, by going to these shows, I did get to watch the really great trainers riding and training. It was tough to do though, given how little time I had to myself.
I remember the first "A" show I was grooming at, and going to the Show office to get the entries done. Upon mentioning my new employer to the staff, I was met with very sympathetic, pitiful looks. Gr8:)
There was one particular horse in the show string that I was crazy about. I loved this horse. Bright Solid Red Chestnut TB gelding, very fine and slim, great jump, sweet, shy personality. I would have given a weeks salary to ride him. My trainer said, at one show, that I could warm the horse up. I was in HEAVEN getting the horse ready for my honour of riding him. Trainer took the honour away, fifteen minutes later. "Oh, I've changed my MIND, spoiled rich kid can warm him up." People like that don't see the workers' face falling, and the tightened smile of extreme disappointment. Another spoiled amateur owner complained to my boss, at one really busy show, that I hadn't hand walked her horse by a certain time. That was one of my "14 horses to do in the morning" days. She'd been in the stands gossiping, the whole freakin' time. Just too darned busy to look at her horse. The horse colicked a little, which of course, was MY fault:) It's so tough when you don't have 12 hands.
OK, I guess I did learn a bit more about economic class structure. Time management. Tight show-braids, not itchy all day. Clean as a whistle horses and tack. Bandaging. Longing at 5am, so the ammie owners wouldn't fall off.
And how to stay awake, for days and days at a time:) I'll bet, through show season, I averaged 14 hours sleep, a week.
I get tired now, just thinking about it:)
Good night!

4 comments:

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

Oh, yes! I had those days and nights when I groomed for a saddlebred and morgan barn. I slept in freezing weather wrapped in wool coolers in the tack stall. I ate sweetfeed mixed with hot water at one show, because I didn't get paid till it was over. The most humiliating part was that I never realized that the new groom I was working with, who never really clipped the problem horses or took apart the harness or anything demanding, was getting tipped. I never received any tips from the rich owners, because the barn owner told them that i would keep quiet since blind people were greatful for any job they could get. Well, I quit the next week after I found out. They acted crushed to see me go, and promptly got busted for excessive drugging at a show because none of them could clip 3 of the horses. I remember the trainer had a whole separate set of tack that the students weren't allowed to see. This included sharply spiked cavesons, bits made from sections of chainsaw chain, baling wire curb straps, and stirrup irons with a small sharp spike soldered to the side nearest to the horse's side. One of my jobs used to be getting all horses groomed and strapped into bitting rigs as early as possible so no one would see them braced and suffering for the minimum 3 hours they were confined. These rigs all consisted of a regular roller and crupper. The bridle was either a single twisted wire snaffle or a double with a curb boasting straight, 5-inch shanks. The curbchain was to be adjusted so that it was tight against the horses chin even when the reins were slack. These horses were forced into a very exagerated frame with their heads far behind the verticle. They were stuck in the stall with nowhere to go and left. Needless to say, all had very well developed muscles under their necks and traveled like upsidedown bananas.
Yikes!! This is getting too long, and I must work on a research project about "fair trade" coffee.

GoLightly said...

Andalusians:
Wow. I shudder at your memories. Please post this on TrojanMouse's
shameinthehorsehowring.blogspot.com, and on Fugly's.
Your story needs to be told.
I'll do it if you like?
I'm an awesome copy paster:)

Gosh, I was lucky, I guess.
The horse I mentioned that wasn't allowed to have "public" schooling, was a conformation working hunter, with a club-foot(???!!!).
Meanest bugger ever, in his stall. I couldn't blame him for being so crabby. When I got to ride him later on, we had a great relationship, as he slowly became convinced I wasn't there to hurt him.

Boggles my mind, the High-Stepping world.
To kind treatment of horses.
Always!

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

Hi. Copy and paste to your heart's content. I'm going to bed. Later.

GoLightly said...

AofG
Thanks, it's done. Fugly & TrojanMouse's Blog have your story.
Thanks again, for writing it down, and letting me re-tell it elsewhere.

You are a wonder, you know.
To you, and your will-power.

Scritch your horse's withers for me please, and kiss his nose.