TotallyRelevant Govt. Funny

Thanks kestrel:) for this gem of a joke.

"A new element was recently discovered and added to the periodic table:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, instead takes from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization with more morons transforming into neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons."

Oh, yeah. Gawd, I needed that.
HAH!

I'll add something about horses, this week. Promise. Or dogs. Or maybe...
I just can't comment on the horse world when I can't believe the news as it happens. You know how I feel about Drugs?

I feel the very same way about it's use in horses. What the HELL do we think we're doing? Steroids for SHOW?
Gah, it just sickens me, and I wish to become a rock dweller again. My horse night-light dims, because the horses are just so darned sad.

Thank heavens for people like you.
To Happy, Healthy, Drug Free Horses.. Unless they NEED them for medical purposes, fcs.

Sorry, gotta work.

Critical morass..
snorkeler...