Compostulating With The Times

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Flipping Conformation&Temperament



That's my Rubik's Cube for my girls.It used to be insurmountable to Flip, and now she gleefully disassembles it, while Blaze watches in awed admiration. The variations are endless, and all are equally scary. It's a wrought iron rooster, with FrisBees hung from strange places. It took Flip about two months to get it figured out. Flip was soProuD, the first time she did it. Amazing how brave she has become, from the scaredy dog I started with.



I love my pansies.. I took this picture on a day when they didn't have their shoulders all hunched over, against the wind.

F-Words, continued.

Flip
fervently
fetches
flying
Frisbees
from
flagrantly
flinging
fellow
folk.


Flip,
finding
further
floating
Frisbees,
flirts,
fearing
frequent
flowing
forces
freely
frolicking
furiously.

Flip
flamboyantly
fields
Frisbees,
flexing
frantically,
foolish
for
fun!

I know, I KnoW. I have too much time/space in my head.

It's too cold to be outside, right now! Barely 52 degrees, unFahrenheitly speaking.
Gale force north winds. White caps on the pond. My plants are all hunkered down, awaiting consistent sunpowers. Frozen in time. Lucky plants. I'm still in sweaters/jackets and whatever. Is there a glyph for annoyed, ND_Appy?

I'm avoiding housework. Conveniently, the vacuum-cleaner is STILL broken. Oh, it's such a shame! I so look forward to housewifely duties. (aaaaagh, did I type that??) I'm just letting you all copy/paste it somewhere that needs it, like your husband's e-mail... They do like their fantasies to be justified, ya know? The TV commercials in the 50's? They were the idea for the movie "Stepford Wives"... The First one. The good one, with Katherine Ross. Not that Bette Midler wasn't hilarious in the re-make..

Blaze is blustering that nothing enough has happened today. After yesterday's blast in the park, today is shaping up blaringly dull. Hah, that word is spelled wrong, in the blogger dictionary.
Alliteration, yagottaloveit.

Okay, okay. Blaze wins, but she's going to give me ten more minutes of hair-drying time. My hair gets REALLY big, with a lot of wind. Scary big.

Be right back.

Conformation and Temperament.
(You thought I'd forgotten, hadn't you?)
It's really important to try and fit the temperament of horse and rider together. One should compliment the other, as much as possible. The two of you should get along:)

The conformation of the rider isn't as important as the temperament of the horse and rider together.
The conformation of the horse isn't as important as the temperament. The job the horse is expected to do means everything to the horse. Even if that job simply involves ground handling.

The same is true in dogs and cats and, well, you know. Everything...
Is that a big enough generalization, do ya think?

I mention all this preamble to explain, at last, why GoLightly and I were such a perfect match. It explains why that first ride was such an explosion of expanded knowledge for me.
I had read books and watched and ridden and handled other people's horses 'til I was a pretty decent rider, but I'd no focus, really.

No set direction with each horse. I was just making them more rideable for others. Safer to handle. Easier to load. Tack up, mount, whatever. Horses have to have good manners on the ground first. They are too darn big to be pets, first. Anyway, I wasn't very aware of where I was going, with each horse I'd ridden. Ride 'em, move on. Another horse to ride? Great. Move on..

GoLightly was already totally ride-able. He sure didn't need me to teach HIM anything. That's why he was so kind with me, I think. GoLightly saw a really earnest, tightly-strung student.
That's me.

Having finally been diagnosed as hyper-thyroid (Graves Disease) in my early 40's, finally let me in on my little psychic secret. GoLightly diagnosed me, back when I was almost 30.

Horses are so bloody smart.

Anyway, my fiery temperament could and did get me in trouble sometimes. I would have my troubles with the very hottest of the hot horses I rode. I could handle hot. Hottest was always a challenge. If I let even a smitchen of my own tension out, my hottest horses let me know.

Sooo, with GoLightly, his idea of hot was to throw in a little passage once in a while, just for fun. I remember once, on one of our last hacks, GoLightly begging me to let him run full-out. I had to say no. With my luck, you know.. He'd have hit that ONE gopher hole.

We'd always enjoyed galloping, oh, his giant stride, wow. But that next to last hack, I was struck again by just how plain good he was, when I said "no". A hottest horse wouldn't have accepted that "no". Instead, my GoLightly offered a little piaffe/passage, and then settled into the trot work he knew we'd planned. GoLightly was always with me, as far as plans went.

I could plan rides with him, such a revelation. Okay, today is hack around day. Tomorrow would be flat-schooling (me) day. As I mentioned, my stirrups had always been too long for jumping, but I'd started out that way. It was the first habit GoLightly helped me break. My second, being crooked, came through weeks of flat-schooling, me watching his tracks and movements in the mirrors and on the rail, and out on hacks.

It strikes me, again, how much those short months I rode GoLightly ratcheted up my 17 previous years of experience in horses. It makes me wonder, as usual, what a truly marvelous riding school could be like, if it offered only true Schoolmasters.

What incredible riders could be started properly, finally!



Here's an interesting link, probably you've already seen it. And a good discussion, about rollkur.

I never had to use "deep", as it seems to be called by some. In extreme cases of muscular stiffness in the horse's neck and back, I found simply flexing the horse's neck from side to side was all that was needed to show the horse how to relax and go forward at the same time.. And never did I do any flexions to any extreme. A rubber-necked horse is a broken horse. JMO. Bending and stretching is a tool, not to be held in one place for any extreme length of time. That way is the direction for abuse.

Oh, dear. The Canadian "Horse Sport" Magazine's editor has come out against the Grand National Steeplechase. It is abuse. So she says, anyway. So it must be true, I guess.

You all know I've long been fascinated with the 'chasers'.
Crazy lot, they are. Do I watch for the falls? Why do we love to watch horses and riders risking their necks?
Will we ever "outgrow" that fascination?
Should we?

Just askin'.

To Horses.

36 comments:

Sherry Sikstrom said...

Ok , gotta say it ...FIRST!!!!!
Yay, more about GoLightly! he does sound like such a wise kind soul.I am beginning to feel the loss of never having met him. Such teachers/creatures are often only with us a short time , but oh what and impact they make.
I want to talk with you sometime about the rider /horse conformation issue. but today I will sit back close my eyes and Imagine you and your wonderful friend!

kestrel said...

Woohoo, second...and have a name for the new filly. Moonlight. she got another massage today, and her fetlock angle is perfect. Plus she loooves massages. She and Draco are friends, but we can't integrate the two mares and foals so they visit through the fence. Moonlight's mamma will kill anything that gets next to her baby until weaning. Kinda good though, the neighbors had a rottweiler who would chase and bite...had being the word. Rider horse conformation and temperament is such a huge subject, I'm looking forward to the months of ideas!

nccatnip said...

Great post!!!! I love hearing Go Lightly stories

nccatnip said...

GL- have you seen the IQ toys they make for dogs? Toys you stuff within toys to make them think about how to get them out? I had the whole set until they ate them. Nothing smart about that.

Padraigin_WA said...

GoL, those pansies are a perfect basket- they are University of Washington colors. Go Huskies!

love the f poems.
and your stories, of horses loved.

autumnblaze said...

ncc - That's what mine would do so I save my money. :) Oh and the ones that you can replace the squeaker? Yeah... Autumn opened the velcro in the back of the toy, and just chewed holes in the pocket for the squeaker - went through all in the pack in 2 days (only because I didn't replace them immediately...). Smart but um... just damn.

autumnblaze said...

GL - I love the fact you address complimenting personalities. I think that is HUUUGE. It has been for me. I too love the GoLightly stories. :)

bhm said...

Your absolutely correct about compatible personalities. Go Lightly sounds so wonderful.

CharlesCityCat said...

Yea, happy stories.

You sound like you had such a connection with Golightly.

I had that with Spunky, it is a special feeling

Your toy for the dogs is too cool. I think Elvis would run from it and Gracie would just maul it. She killed a groundhog for me yesterday.

GoLightly said...

CCC
Gracie's just sucking up to you, the jailbird:)

Mooonlight and Sparks..
and Draco.
Oh, my.

sighs....

My Flip dog can de-squeak anything, immediately.

Oh, Flip was so SCARED of rooster, 4 years ago!

speaking of which, I better feed them, they are starving.
yeah, suure..

CharlesCityCat said...

GL:

If she takes out all of the damn groundhogs, she can suck up all she wants.

Actually, the only thing she has to do is look at me with that cutey face of hers.

GoLightly said...

Oh, no kidding.
Flip, having NOT rolled in anything disgusting for oh, months, now, happily smeared filth all over her left head/ear self tonight.

I washed/hosed her off, and had to laugh at her sweet face, so contrite, but so completely happy she'd done it.
It smells so Good, Mom!!
Couldn't get mad, what's the point?

Those big browns will melt your heart, won't they?
:)

Paddy, I am nutso for that colour combo of pansy.
Just so sunny/perfect, their little pansy faces..
My favourite, ever..

CharlesCityCat said...

GL:

Yes, both Elvis and Grace think they smell like the very best parfume when they have been down in the swamp. They never seem to understand why I must clean them off. Darn me for not letting them hop in bed with swamp goo all over them. Silly me!!!

GoLightly said...

14th.

You knew I would;)

NDa is a MEANIE.

But she holds cartoon bunny powers.
I cower before artist power..

All I got is this damn
<')
Duck, named
Dick.
Dick, the duck, hangs out, on my dock.

well, not THat way..

Duck wee-wees are berry weird..

whoah, I need to catch some sleep..

To Happy Stinky Doggies!

nccatnip said...

Did you know that the wood duck has a wee wee shaped like a corkscrew?
I did not either.

secondwindacres said...

NCC, a wee wee shaped like a corkscrew? That is a very odd fact to come up with. I think you need a date...STAT! :) :) Time to get back on the horse, proverbially speaking.

GL, I couldn't agree more about compatibility. Some seem to be able to overcome it better than others, both horses and riders. But for those who can't, it's a losing battle to even try. Courtney (the 14 yr. old) really tried and tried with her Paint but I had to accept the fact that they seemed to be at odds so much of the time. Perhaps because he didn't like ring work, but I'm sure much of it was Courtney too. But with her pony and her new fella Tucker it's apparent how much they can feel and respond to each other. Mickey wasn't an easy horse to ride, but Tucker isn't either...so what's the difference? Courtney and Tucker are more like-minded and communicate better because of it. Rachel (the 17 yr. old) is better at adapting to any horse she is riding and seems to be able to put her personality on the back burner and listen more to the horse. Courtney hasn't developed that talent yet. She's a much stronger personality in everything, very outspoken and headstrong. It will be her undoing if she's on the wrong horse. Good thing we found two horses that feel the love and give right back instead of butting heads with her. I hope time and maturity help her understand how to give what each horse needs and not be so consumed with what YOU think he needs. Listen, 'ya know?

Great post. I love the GoLightly stories too.

I put peanut butter in the middle of longish hollow bones and it keeps Belle occupied for hours. :)

secondwindacres said...

CCC, I so hear you about the stinky dogs. Beagle Belle loves nothing better than to find the stinkiest thing she can and roll in it and then be proud as punch to come in the house and show us. I've thrown away countless collars because I have to put plastic gloves on to take them off, they are so covered in goo or poo or whatever and I say, 'I'm just buying a new one, I'm not even attempting to clean that'. :)

Padraigin_WA said...

stinky dogs here, too. Our Maggie, who died two weeks ago, loved to roll in dead fish on beaches, but dead crabs were even worse. Then there was a dead harbor seal- that took the cake. The stinkier, the better, according to that girl. She was also a mud-roller. When I had her off-leash, she always managed to find the muddiest ditch and off she'd go roll. Once she jumped in a old swampy pond down in the woods near our house and emerged looking as if she'd rolled in tar. It took a looong time to get it out, and the stink as well.

Padraigin_WA said...

wow, a corkscrew! they must really twirl when they mate!

GoLightly said...

Hey, would coffee grinds work on stinky dog? Collar?
NCC?

Or would I have a really hyper dog when done?

Flip's ear is still ripe.
I hosed the HECK out of her head.
Pooooor Flip.

I gave up on her collar, SWA.
I am NOT buying another collar. Her leather collar has been soaked for hours, still um, well, Fliplikes it, anyway.

Flip's such a good girl, she doesn't wear her collar around home, usually, anymore, anyway.
Was that a sentence?

GoLightly said...

Yup, water-fowl do it this way, and that way, and this way...


<')

:)

DogsDeserveFreedom said...

I LOVE your rooster! What an awesome idea for dog brain teasers!!

I just wanted to pop by and thank you for taking the time to come by my blog in the month of May and leave a comment. I appreciate your input. I always look forward to reading your posts

DogsDeserveFreedom

nccatnip said...

23rd!!!

Ha!! Take that!!

GoLightly said...

NCC, jeeeez, we know you can count.

Did you read my question??

'elllloooo?

24, so there.

nccatnip said...

I bet the coffe grounds would work, why not? Just make a paste and rub it in, let it sit until dry. What is the worse that could happen? You have a dog that smells like a Starbucks Swampthang.

nccatnip said...

25.


pffttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherry Sikstrom said...

What is the worse that could happen? You have a dog that smells like a Starbucks Swampthang.

Brilliant , its gotta smell better than slough hound!

GoLightly said...

dang.
Hubby threw out the last of the drip coffee. I've quit my coffee. He only drinks instant. Would instant coffee work?


I miss coffeeeee.

No, I don't.

Okay, I might.

nccatnip said...

It might, GL. I guess I could mail you some fresh coffee grounds.

GoLightly said...

When ya need it, ya don't have it.

It's a law, or something..

kestrel said...

baking soda, peroxide, and a little dish soap...can't get the pic of whirling ducks out of my brain...

CharlesCityCat said...

I have learned something about ducks that I really didn't want to know and shall try very hard to get the picture out of my mind.

I might have to try the coffee grounds thing, I have 2 devoted swampthangs. Last Saturday, they were literally dripping primordial ooze. Their mistake was to come up when I was washing my car.

Hah, #32, so there! Hey, it sounded good.

Give up coffee, that is just so very wrong on so many levels.

nccatnip said...

What????..................

GoLightly said...

It will be one year since I de-caffeinated, August coming up.
yeah...

I told ya, it was either coffee or chocolate.

One had to go.

Which one would you choose??

nccatnip said...

Why give up either? I live for artifical stimulants.

CharlesCityCat said...

Definitely Chocolate.