Keep those baby pictures coming!
I don't think you've seen this angled shot of my fine stallion before. Look at that front end!! Oh, wait, I mean, look at what happens in never-terminal HYPP!
Poor Butch. His neck is strangled. Darned "European Balancing Reins"! Look what they did! "Strangler Reins" is more like it. Oh, wait, no, that's SideReins, no, Draw Reins.
Oh, screw it, tie their darned heads in place. (Um, no.) Keep that rider off that horse, if riding in Side-Reins is their preferred mode of (snork) "schooling".
Heck, I used Draw-reins once in a blue moon. Never for tucking their chins to their chests. Never. Okay, never after I got smart enough to know how bad that idea was. I guess right about the time I started teaching. I was 14.

Me and My Dad, in 2000. I'm not going to the Christilot Clinic. Oh, I would if I could, but I have a date with Dad.
Tangent A
I remember how sad and angry my Gammy became, as she lost her sight. Being born a staggering beautiful woman, that Gammy couldn't see her own self anymore, rankled her. Broke my poor Mom's heart, seeing her Mom shrivel and gnarl. Harder still, when Mom passed away before her own mother.
OH, was that a biggie. Emotionally speaking.
Tangent B
The eyes have it. For AofG, who sees with her other senses, more clearly than I ever will. Because while many of us do appreciate our sight, many more take it for granted. Everything is in our eyes. We place such heavy costs upon them! I'm one of the earlier models of human. Bright lights were just learning to be reallY bright. I remember this terrible strobe light that Dad used one year for Christmas Card pictures. I liked looking into shiny things. I probably stripped the backs of my rods right off. (Rods and cones are thingy dingy eye parts).
I darn near lost my finger, touching a shiny thing, three years old, it was the swing post of a car door, exposed. Door closed. Ow. Still have a twisty bird finger, thank goodness on my left hand. I was probably born leftie;)
I practiced being sightless, after reading Helen Keller's story, as a kid. Watching "The Miracle Worker" was an eye-opening experience. I'm sure that terrible joke has been done before.
But I did practice, know what I'm sayin'? On horseback, a lot.
Tangent F, for focused.
It helped me focus on rhythms and sensations as opposed to what I was looking at. Hard to do when all you want is to look at this horse you are riding. He/she is pretty:) They sound great, and of course, smell even better.
When I watch horses, I hear them as well as see them. I "feel" them moving. I can sense a lot with sounds. AofG's sensitivity must be frankly astounding.
Walking my fields with my dogs, I imagine a hundred different horses, but mostly GoLightly's sounds come to my ears.
I still have ridiculously sensitive hearing. I spook at thunder claps. I spook at lots of different things. Iamkindatensile. (I know, that you know that.)
You can hear a disaster about to happen, in the ring. Or not. I remember Ian Millar, one of the greats of all time in Canadian & World Show Jumping, crashing at the first fence at the Royal, last year? Nothing, no warning. Horse wasn't looking, or was half-asleep. Ian just shook his head. That's horses.
They have thoughts only they can fathom, and it's our job to watch and listen to them (okay, and smell them, true) and hear and touch them. Trying to understand them is the art of horsemanship. On the ground is just as important as in the saddle, or harness or whatever.
Horses are a prey animal. Looking the wild/unhandled ones, and the younger greener ones straight in the eye is a threat. To older, more experienced animals, it can be a challenge. Once you have a horse actually looking at you "soft", you are halfway there. It's one of the hardest things animals have to learn about us, our propensity for looking them right straight in their eyes.
Tangent Cassowary.
Best friend's sister works at Calgary Zoo. On one visit, I got to go "Backstage", and met all kinds of captive animals. I came eyeball to eyeball with a cassowary. They don't like it. Think big mean bird... Look 'em in the eye, they keeel you. With their talons on their hind legs. Rip your tummy right out, they will.
So, moral of this tangent? Look down, when meeting a cassowary.
Oh, GoLightly loved to have staring contests... His not quite big enough old eye. Kindest eye, honest, no-fear eye. A rare eye.
It's part of my "problem" with the term anthropomorphism. I think, if we really LooK, there are commonalities in animal behaviours, more than not. And humans, after all, are animals too.
jmo.
I'd like to eventually do a really boring review of my Tad Plaid's breaking process. I have most of it written down, I've kept all of my journals through my riding days. I know, you knew that already. Never did need draw reins on Tad. Ooops, sorry, once, yes I did use them. Strangled him. Not.
DogTalk
My dogs give good eye. It's been Blaze's toughest thing. If she feels she should be even slightly repentant, or even just because her Mom is so Darn Tall!, she cowers and looks away as she wiggles up to me, licking like the puppy she still is.
Flip just jumps in my lap;)

Her life is sooooooo hard.
To All Five Senses. If you have all five, treasure them. If you don't treasure the senses you do have, count yourself dumb.
All five can be focused, to an amazing degree.
Turn down that damn boomBox!!!! My ears ring at the sound of the city.
ssssssh. Listen. Hear that? Silence is precious.
To Quieter Times.
And to Horses.
Of courses.
46 comments:
How did Helen Keller mastrubate?
Aw, C'mon! I can't keep anyone in suspense if no one asks how!
Partypoopers, the lot of ya!!
How?????
C'mon, spill!
Hey, tell me, or I'll, I'll,
Oh,crap.
Not much, will I do.
This is gonna bug me...
HOW??
I wanna a know! Dam it! Come back here.
Trooper likes to turn his head as much as possible and give me the eye while he's in cross ties. It's that "get me a carrot now" look combined with batting eyelashes and a pout.
Kitty Sputnik, stares at me and then places his paw on my hand to tell me to feed him. If I turn and ignore him I can feel his kitty eyes burning a hole in my back.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
Arrrgh, it's the evil Toronto psycho!!!
Run for your lives!!
Increasing transmitter frequency.
(snap, crackle, pop)
Uh, oh....
Just one question, ladies.
HOW do you guys know how Helen Keller masturbated?
Just saying.......
IDK- Gl- ceasing to use strangler reins may stop all forms of communication with some people. I mean, if you have nothing to critise, you might have nothing to say to the idiot.
Hmmmm............
Anky Lost!!
wow.
Oh, I think BHM wins, by the way.
NCC, I must stop the strangling, somewhere, sometime..
Re-reading post before I say anything much.Other than I have never used draw reins or side reins , would be interested to see/hear how they are meant to be used ,I find some tools are "morphed" into a quick fix and totally deviated form the intended use
That's interesting, FernV!
I'm even more amazed, if that's even possible, with you.
She rubbed with one hand and mmoaned with the other.
Yup, BHM wins.....
It's a given.
She's FROM
(gaspppp)
Toronto.
14th, ya know why..
GL hates me! *sticks out tongue* BLAT!! *runs away but not before waving hi to AG*
Yup, and I hate your little horsie TOO!
Horse abuser!!
:)
Girls!!!!
What am I gonna do with you two?!!?
Fern- HELP!!!!
Sorry NCC , I am speechless at this point! If its any help at all I left a smile on my blog for everyone! Gonna be a wierd W/E I think...
OMG, GL, WHO is Edward Gal, and WHO is Moorland's Totilas? Holy cow. Amazing rider/horse. Thanks for sharing.
Fern, I love balancing reins, as a tool for helping horses learn to carry themselves and learn to use their abdominal and back muscles in a way that makes it easier to carry human weight. Talk to HP if you need more info. In my opinion and experience, they work miles better than straight side reins. If I'd had balancing reins when I was training my Red, I think I coujld have helped him learn to balance his canter...
thanks BH I will look more into them ,I just often see what could be a sensible useful tool used as, I said to "quick fix " and not used at all as intended . I have to assume there is a valid use.
GL . why are you amazed ? what did I do?
Hey, where did BHM go?
Oh, right, I zapplilated her.
BH, cool, huh?
FernV, I've seen your horses.
I am being demanded to the outside world by 2 humans and a farmer, so I gotta go.
Wow, that would be two canines one human.
sheeesh.
I still need a nap..
Yeah, you know how it goes GL, a horse is only as good as the rider, and a tool only as effective as the user. lmao
I'll send you a video, or written instructions of use of the European Balancing Reins. lol
Hey...check out that horse I sent you. I think I'm going to go check him out.
GL, I've been doing research on that Edward Gal guy. My goodness. What rock has he been hiding under? Or are there just too many amazing Dutch dressage riders to keep them all straight?
Your article reeks of typical vertebrate superiority.
bhm, I believe I told you already.
We don't accept cephalopod credit cards.
Try not to squirt any ink on your way out, Hmmmm??
Gasp, it's the Horse Strangler HP, and her right-hand Strangler BH, together.
Why do they always travel in twos??
As I keep trying to tell people, Europeans, when they ain't peeeing, are berry good with drssidge horsies.
Christine Wels (spit) notwithstanding.
Hah, BHM can't even stand!!
Ya need bones, BHM!
Drink some milk or something.
okay,okay, this comment thread has given me all kinds of good ideas.
Smelly ceph's aside..
I am confoozled!
Not exactly unusual for me though.
And now maybe everyone can see why inappropriate humor sometimes cracks me up.
I did a bad thing. I mean a good thing. I mean a self-involved thing.
I will have pictures of the new guy tomorrow.
Very good to see all you girls playing for fun.
blueheron said...
OMG, GL, WHO is Edward Gal, and WHO is Moorland's Totilas? Holy cow. Amazing rider/horse. Thanks for sharing.
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more importantly- who is Edward Gal and WHY is he riding a tortilla?
He is riding a tortilla? Is he practicing Mexican horsemanship?
Why is BHM a cehalopod?
Why are GL and BHM yelling at each other?
Why does Helen Keller have to masturbate?
Why are BH and HP trying to sound like rational people on this topic?
Why is Spot farting on me?
Why, Why, Why???
Also:
Why does GL sometimes talk like she is Yoda?
Yes, I am a peeer. Of the realm. My Mother spoke with the accent.
It isn't the being across the water that is the problem. It is having too much of it in you.
CCC Spot has a plan.:)
CCC you are very good at this. What is that disorder that causes people to speak with a British/English accent?
Can I squirt ink on SB??
Dena, you have mail.
You are a peeer? Maybe see a urologist? HeeHee
All cephalopods are welcome to quirt ink/pee/poo at SB.
Dena,
I believe that would be called:
Briticopsycoanomaly.
dang, gotta go
be right back, (not)
Millie and Sister are here!!
whoooohooooo
CCC
Somebody has to try and hold some sort of line...or anarchy. lol Although with this crowd even I have to admit it's like pounding your head into a wall.
If I have time I'm to go look at the Arab gelding tomorrow afternoon. Curious to see what the deal is, and how his legs look in real life.
CCC you have mail as well. And I might have miscounted on the exact number of what will be arriving later today.
Won't know until the transporter shows up.lol
I will let you know.
HP are you contemplating another purchase?
I would tell on you. But I can't.
I haz no room to speak.lol
I think this group is like the adult version of children who won't keep their clothes on and run around nekkid no matter what you threaten or promise.mao
Well it's a 13 year old Amir Fahim son. So, it would be Omega's half brother. He's been used in trail trials, and endurance. I think he's probably a real looker. I just have to get out to see him. He would be Maisa's uncle. lol
Edward's gal rides a tortilla all over the moorland?huh?
wouldn't it be better to be a cephalo-pod ( literally, 'head foot') than a gluteus-cephalo (aka butt head)?
By the way, absolutely love the pic of the dogs on the couch. Sheer bliss. :)
Thanks for passing Edward on to the world. I am so happy to watch him ride Moorland. Beautiful.
HP, a Meg brother rescue? How often does THAT come around? Can't wait to hear how he looks.
No squirting poo, CCC.
That is CNJ's specialty, after all. She has twin cylinders;)
I have to draw that line, too.
(blinks innocently at HP & BH)
What a horse, eh, BH?
Move over, Blue Hors Matine. And yes, it is sad Andreas won't be riding her anymore. I wonder how she's doing, soundness wise?
Paddy, I've noticed dwellers in the actual City of Toronto, become HeadLegs, as you so kindly translated. BHM as sadly become "one of them". Look at the chain shank she beats her horse with.
Shocking, really.
People on the left coast have the opposite affliction.
Again, you said it, not me;)
CephaloGlute:)
well, we do have our share of buttheads out our way, too.... chain shanks, ow- only here they are made of recycled coffee grounds.
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