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Sunday, June 14, 2009

UNBELIEVABLY SARCASTIC!!!


PLEASE NOTE, THIS ENTIRE BLOG IS AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN ME AND MY DEEPLY DISTURBED FOLLOWERS! DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!!!

My Philedelphus "Mock-Orange" is blooming!

Can You Believe THIS??? Anything could Happen!!!???

Look at That Poor Child!!! That dog could easily KILL that kid!

The worst for last. There are no words for how scary this is!!

Yes, folks, unbeknownst to me, NDAppy has been cruelly subjecting her children to untold dangers. I checked out her profile, after seeing her comment on fugs. Here's a direct quote from her. "I am going to bred Phoenix (my grade appy) to a Paint stud. I am thinking about it for a cutting baby."

OMG! A paintaloosa. *rolls eyes* Do we really need more of these horses? This woman's other horse, a paint filly, was featured on Fugs as a GOOOD example of a properly managed yearling, but then NDa came on to say she was BREEDING HER? For what? For why? For god's sakes sheeple, stop breeding your worthless horses..

I checked her blog, and discovered she also has (you'll NEVER guess) THREE Kids!
Yes, all three children will be blatantly subjected to riding these horses without a HELMET! Unreal, I tell ya. I bet they even walk around in (GASP) BARE FEET!! Oh, the horror. Those poor, poor children. (sobs into handkerchief.) Wow, I can still spell handkerchief!

Oh, and she's got a mini-horse colt, surprise! She didn't even know the mini-mare was pregnant. A blind person could have seen she was pregnant. Heck, little gator told NDa she thought the Blossom was fertilized. Little gator doesn't even OWN horses!! Yeah, just what the world needs, more miniature worthless animals. Really, people. How many horses can this planet support?

omfg, AND THE TROLL WHO SHOULD REMAIN NAMELESS IS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING HER FOAL.
Oops, I wasn't yelling. Darned caps lock. Aged Maiden Mare slipped twins, yes, for sure, breed that back. Uh, huh. Hey, fill those uteri! They are lonely! Eggs want to hatch! I wanna BABY. Excuse me while I spew.

OMgoodG, look at this quote.. "I did move on from several stallion promoters when I got attitude. Sure, mare's for all intents and purposes a random, unproven backyard mare. So what. I want the best stallion for her, and if you're giving me that elitist horse-person attitude, you can shove it. The real professionals, the ones who actually HAD something to be snooty about treated me like she was as valuable as their own broodies."

That attitude would be called "I want your stud fee", darlin'. Elitists actually care what lands on the ground. Sad, really, with all these nice horses for sale, at FernValley's for example, or kestrel's, when the foals grow up. Not sure about HP. She uses strangler reins. Elitist!!

(shakes head) Good grief. "I want the best stallion for her." Yup, if you can't get laid, get the horsie equivalent for your fugly worthless mare. All foals are so CUTE!!

I have the perfect stallion for you, NDa.

Here ya go.

The many uses of strangler reins will follow, on this same bat channel, once I finish sending photoplasmicbetamicron waves Directly at BHM, the CephaloPod's house. I need back up.

(runs, screaming, nekkid back under my rock)

70 comments:

bhm said...

First!!!

bhm said...

Brilliant! One of your best posts yet. I've tried to rationally discuss it with NDA. Good luck! That woman is thicker than a brick. At least I managed to talk her out of breed her paint to a Friesian *rolls eyes*.

I left a message on her blog telling her that she's a child abuser. Someone had to tell her. *Tentacle desk! Tentacle desk!*

I think your correct. HP is an elitist. She only uses the most elitist brand of imported balancing reins. She actually said, "I only use Drosselklappe reins.", which is the true name not balancing reins. Then she says, "I brought my Drosselklappe reins from Reiner Drosselklappe, HIMSELF!" What an elitist dumbass.

bhm said...

The only thing that irks me more than talking to NDA and HP is CCC. Everything with her is cut and paste, cut and paste... Write a dam post for once and stop quoting everyone!!!! *tentacle desk*

Dena said...

GL I appreciated the info you left for me.

My brain can't quite wrap around everything I have seen and read lately.
Registries promoting breeding with slaughter being the fall back deliberately promoted before boy meets girl makes me want to spew.
And many seem to be jumping(begging)to be allowed to ride on the bandwagon.

Thanks again.

GoLightly said...

Dena;)
No kidding.

You sound wonderful, kiddo.
I mean that.

Now, now, BHM, I thought I told you last time.

Only one Cephalopod may squirt, at one time. By taking the first two comments, you are hereby fined one arm.
I mean leg.
I mean..
I haz lazering capabiliteeez.
Teeeeez, Fern, easy now, why don't you go sit down..

I know.
NDa is almost as bad as the well, the (shivers) other one...

Malauree said...

GL - What in the hell gives YOU the right to say anything on what I do with my horses or children. I can bred my damn horses to whoever I want to. My children are in no danger. I am with them whenever they are around the horses or the dogs. Phoenix is absolutely dependable when it comes to the kids. So are the dogs for that matter. Not like it is any of your damn business anyways.

I think you are a crazy old bat who has nothing better to do with her time then try and find things wrong with people. And find things wrong with the way they do things. Hell you can’t even write like a fricking sane person, so why am I surprised that you are attacking ME like this?

For your damn Information, I AM breeding my Grade appaloosa mare to a Paint Cutting horse stud. She is very cowy and I HAVE used her on cattle. I don’t want to retrain her for cutting so I am breeding to GET a cutting bred baby. I want this for me.

Yes my paint mare is going to be bred at some point too. Not sure who to yet. But she will be bred in the future. My son is going to be showing on her in lead line and other events. So I think it would be worth it to show her.

Like I said. It is none of YOUR damn business what I do with my children or with my damn animals.

GoLightly said...

(sobbing quietly)
Oh, NDa, how could you be so crewel??
COB??
I'm schizophrenic, or weren't you listening???

RedNeck. Populist. Boy, DO you populist.

nccatnip said...

I, for once, am speechless.

bhm said...

Well, NDA! If you don't like it you can &)(^!$!$#!

bhm said...

I didn't swear because BEC's two year old reads this blog.

Dena said...

Helmet? Check. Rose colored glasses? Oh yeah...crap. I put them away.

BHM I like HP and positively adore CCC.
I like you too.
I even get GL. Most of the time. Sometimes her mind literally leaves mine in the dust.

I know you and GL have good hearts. Somedays? The very best.

I hope whatever "this" is has the desired affect and everything works out.

CharlesCityCat said...

BHM:

How dare you accuse me of cutting and pasting, I have never done such a thing in my whole life. As a matter of fact, I don't even know how, so there.

NDAppy, truly I have worried about your lacksidaisical attitude with your children around your horses. Your children need to be treated like precious treasures, not like disposable trash. You must keep them away from the danger that you apparently do not see.

As far as breeding your mares, really, those mares are very colorful but do you really think the world needs more of them?

blueheron said...

Love mock orange. One of my favorite flowers.
Pretty punny, too. lol.

nccatnip said...

I'd stay outta this BH. I have a feeling it ain't gonna end pretty.
BHM has has a chip on her shoulder with NdAppy since she said drafts cannot perform dressage.
And NdAppy has been uber defensive everytime anyone brings up her children's safety. There was a nasty rumor floating around somewhere that she has also been seen spending quite a bit of time at the liquor store at Walmart- at night.
Not to start rumors or anything but just saying...

bhm said...

CCC,
You hypocrite! You let your neighbor's babies sit on your crias. I've seen the video so don't lie to me about cria-riding. You'll say anything to cover up your inappropriate cria care.

bhm said...

NDA,
As far as your comments about drafts, I don't care that you think my horse is ugly. You said Sarcasta Bitch's horse is ugly. I think both are beautiful, noble drafts. Further more, it does not injure their backs to ride them. I don't know who told you that drafts can not support more weight on their backs than a foal, they are wrong. I think it entirely inappropriate to refer to Sarcasta as a 'fat whore'. And no, she isn't too fat for the horse to support.

bhm said...

NCC,
You are right. NDA spends way to much time at the liquor store. I read some of her posts on fugly and she was obviously pissed out of her mind when she wrote them.

GoLightly said...

(Turns up frequency to FULL)

Take that!!

BHM,I wasn't talking about CCC's blatant cria abuse. Although, not totally as shocking as your abuse of Trooper.
Hanging donkeys off his head!!
What the Frick??
They're supposed to pull wagons, not lift other equines with their Ceph's!!

I always thought HP was elitist.
Well, amongst the elite, is that the same thing?

Of course, HP is breeding Cat.
Of course she is.
Doesn't know Where the foal will end up, but hey. Cat's lonely...

I think FernV is hiding behind the goat...

Hah! Gotcha, FV! You wondered why you suddenly craved chocolate, didn't ya!!
(full power, Mr. Spock, thank you)

beeeeeyyyoooo
pp.

Is it bedtime yet?

nccatnip said...

Leave Fern out of this. She is out taking lessons so she can ride english on a draft.

GoLightly said...

Cephalopods ride drafts, berry, berry well.

GluteoPods? Not so much.

bhm said...

I do not abuse my horse! BITCH! I shovel to the head is not going to hurt a horse.

GoLightly said...

Music to listen to this post by!

CharlesCityCat said...

Get this straight ladies, I do not let my neighbors ride my cria, the freakin video is a fake. I don't even have neighbors.

And BTW, my cria are my business. If I want them to be ridden at 6 months then so what, if I breed them to any Tom, Dick or Harry Alpaca then that is my business. My Alpaca are all very colorful so everyone wants them.

Dena said...

CCC I know how to cut and paste. I was forced to learn.
It was getting terribly difficult copying everything by hand and then transferring it to here.
And I did felt compelled to add copy and paste to our arsenal.
SFTS you know.

And just to make things really interesting? There is too a God BH.
I would argue more vehemently except sometimes I get confused:)

BHM Trooper is beautiful...

Geeze I thought it was sometimes a little elitist when you all got together and talked that language.
Now you are spelling it??????

GL I really really hope the course charted doesn't involve me crashing.

I know CCC but my head still really hurts from the last time.

And I can't present a good and viable argument to BH when my brains are scrambled.
Somehow, I don't think that "Becuz I said so so there!" is going to cut it.

She haz one of those questing for knowledge minds.

horspoor said...

Better to be an elitist dumbass than to endanger children, and be incapable of staying on topic bhm. Jeezo...focus would you.

horspoor said...

Well, I was thinking...since draft crosses are such the rage. Don't you think that would be a splendid cross. People will be banging down my door to get a draft cross out of Cat.

Dena said...

We have decided as the whole rescue thing isn't really panning out to start breeding everything.

We do have two "intact" stallions.
And 11 females of varying ages.

We want to be recognized for our contribution for slaughter.

Hey if you can't beat em join em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are building a ramp with donated lumber.
As the lead stallion only stands
28" we feel it is a necessary expenditure.
Good thing the vet didn't show up when he was supposed to.

Padraigin_WA said...

What a whining bunch of wackjobs here. You are all acting like you have big wedgies in between your brain hemispheres.

horspoor said...

Hmmm...Dena? Cat and a mini? What do you think. We could start a mini barrel horse breed, for brave, and/or disposable children.

blueheron said...

Dena, are you concerned about job security, as a rescue? lol. Nothing like keeping the supply coming.

Maybe you and CCC should think about crossing Alpacas and horses. Mini-acas
Alporses
Draftacas....

And, in case I missed something, why are we debating the existence of god/gods?

Dena said...

HP disposable I am thinking. Rocket X Cat? Yeah definitely disposable.
Think Merry Go Round at MACH speeds.
Johnny are you going to be good or do you need another ride on your pony?lol

BH YOU!?! Miss something? Never... Free thought of the day.
It confused me damn it. Daily!
No just kidding. Kind of.
See there I go being confused again.

HP tell CCC it wasn't my fault K? I didn't mean to be bad. It just happens when I see my name in print too many times. Accused of being bad.
And then, if someone tells/implies that I should behave?
Well I do so accordingly. And based on what came before is usually bad. You know me...I aim to please.
And sometimes I get confused where I am and it just happens.lol

Oh and BH job security? In rescue? Begging for a living?
No thanks...
But before I go, I just want to tell you a little story.
Poor little Annie she was starving.
And the bad kill man was going to take her away. To be slaughtered.
And fantastical, and marvelous, much better than everyone else, ME, well I saved little Annie.
I really didn't pay a penny for her. The KB just brings the ones he doesn't think will live.
But anyhow I estimate that it will cost 10 gazillion dollars to save her.
How much can I count you guys in for?
Because it is a very important cause. It is...

GL how do I make my PayPal button show here?

It is a sad day when I have to schedule the farrier for two whole days to get everyone done.
Crap!!! Must resume begging now.
Oh wait a minute...I have paid for that mostly myself for over two years.
Job security as the bill payer that is what you meant huh BH.
Sorry. Sometimes I am kind of slow.

Dena said...

Sorry for the long post. GL I swear I am not trying to hijack your blog.(as if I could)
I just forgot to change the channel when I came over here.
I restrained myself from the copy and paste. But the longwinded in the desire to not be misunderstood...
Uh Oh...GL may I borrow a diaper?
I seem to have piddled.
How embarrassing.

nccatnip said...

horspoor said...
Better to be an elitist dumbass than to endanger children, and be incapable of staying on topic bhm. Jeezo...focus would you.


Man, Hp- tangent much????

GoLightly said...

NCC, I have it on good authority that she's breeding Iris
AND Cat.

Yup.
Top keeps shaking her brain cells ALL 'round..
"brave, and/or disposable children."
Aren't they all?
BRILLIANT idea, though.

NDa, wake up!! I don't care if you do have three boys, under the age of two. Kick them out into the Blossoming pen with the savage Pistol, and get back here! Sheesh, have a bloody mary or something.

"why are we debating the existence of god/gods?"
Oh, get a room, you three.

"I just forgot to change the channel when I came over here."
Crucial, Dena.
Berry crucial. I know!!!

Good oh over at JR's, Dena.
STFU is impozzible. Completely. I mean, longer-winded than me. Come ON!! Who'd have thought! She was totally off base with her blah.
blahblahblah

I've got lots of diapers...
don't ask me why. I didn't go to JR's, coz I yam not smellin' of horses.
Could ya move over a bit??
Horsie people are a stinky lot, eh, Paddy?

Sheesh, take a shower sometimes..

nccatnip said...

GL- with three boys running around, NdA knows all about breeding, wouldn't you say?

blueheron said...

Dena, thanks for clarifying. My blog, free thought of the day. OKay. lol. Sometimes I am slow. Yes, even me, the elitist muckraker. The free thought of the day is supposed to be interesting and thought provoking. They often have to do with religion because religion has been used as a tool to control minds, by those in power. So, where are we going? lol.

Dena and HP, you could market those 1D pocket ponies to parents. Great discipline tool. lol.

nccatnip said...

1D Pocket Rocket Ponies. And they can do a registry, too.

GoLightly said...

Wait a darned MINUTE???

NDa is already advertising Pistol as a breeding quality MiniStallion?
He's a MONTH old!!

Oh, wait, No!!
I think she bred Blossom to
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!

Pistol will be SO plissed. No wonder Blossom runs and hides..

Okay, so breed Cat and Iris and, what the hell, Cricket to Pistol.
Send all stud fees care of here.
Butch is so lonely:(
He hasn't had a single cover.

Pocket Rocket Ponies.
Yes, I feel the registration papers coming to an unmarked e-mailbox near you.
Marked "Virus".

Dena said...

BH well that clears up everything. Thank you...
Religion...hhhmmmmmph.

GL I will. I finally got the handbook.
Frequencies and such.
Smell like horses???
Why woman you fairly reek of them.
Saturated actually.
I do not even know if SFTS has one.
Who cares????
Now you have to walk around with a horse in your pocket to get in?

HP horse in your pocket. How small do you think we can make em?

GoLightly said...

I think Dean just called me a stinker.
Humpfhh.
Hah, the handbook updates automatically every 20 days, so Dena, your frequencies are fricked.

How do you think I morphed BHM into a Cephalopod??

Poor BHM, she splatted her tentacles all over the place.
Emotions are SO overpowering to squid.

How much ya wanna bet NDa is making more babies??

What, isn't Butch good enough for ya??
This horse doesn't have HALF the breading Butch has!!

jeesh, go buy some taste in horses or something..

Malauree said...

How DARE you guys accuse me of being a drunk! I am NOT a Drunk! I worked in the liquor store. I don't drink!

My kids are in no fricking danger from anything here on my farm. Leave us the hell alone. All of you are just a bunch of crazy people!

Mind your own damn business!

GoLightly said...

Jeez, NDa.
Got a hangover or something?
Sleep in, did ya?
I hope those kids are still alive...

Poor things.

So, when are you breading Pistol, really?
You do know mares can't be bred to their sons, I hope? Well, maybe in North DuhKota it's normal.
It would explain so MUCH.

Sherry Sikstrom said...

You guys are too much !! I am agasted !!
Pintaloosa's minipainted paca's !where does it stop?
next you will be pre selling offspring, from you mini pintaloosa pacas on craigslist . A slippery slope ladies , slippery slope!

GoLightly said...

FV, what IS your point??

If you aren't interested in Pocket Rocket MiniPintaLoosaInwardBreds, just press ignore.

jeeeeez...

Sherry Sikstrom said...

Look there is a point here , you can't just make a breed when it suits you , THERE ARE RULES , you must first give it a name then host a world show in your back yard , create a registry and more . If it weas easy ,everyone would do it!

GoLightly said...

FV said "you can't"
Can too.
(can't)
Can TOO!

I guess NDa has fallen back into a drunken stupor.

Better cancel the World Show at her place.
Ya just can't trust people from "those" states. (shivers)

nccatnip said...

Did you see where NdA was shopping for a barrel saddle for that mare. She is going to put her 1 year old on that crazy high strung app and run them.

Padraigin_WA said...

haven't you heard? there's an emerging barrel racing technique for toddlers. Their mothers long line them around the barrels. First one to slam the horse to the ground is the winner, ala runnng w. Helmets are optional. Gad.
NdA's fully into this, I know. There's a rodeo outside Grand Forks that started holding this event.

Dena said...

Fern it is meant to be a slippery slope.
So's the shite can all slide down the hill. Jeeez...

And I can too make up a breed. Whenever I want.
No one ever said it had to be a good one.

Paddy no kidding!?! Now there is a surprise.
A sound base and premise to build confidence from.
This is worse than that beauty pageant stuff.
Wonder how much the later in life therapy costs? hmmmmmm???

I can't take it anymore. I can't be nice to so many speshul experts who are instructing others how to do everything. Wrong.
I guess that doesn't matter.
Who cares really?
Horses are disposable you know. Like almost everything else in life.
Sad...

CCC what kind of write off can we get for raising the fabulous minipintpainpac?

See Fern? I named it. And therefore it is.

Missed you guys. *sniffs and wipes tear*

Dena said...

Denial is a river. And there are many trying to swim, paddle, float their way on down it.

It stands to reason that at least a few of us might stand on the shore and at least yell, "Heeeyyyy!!! You are going the wrong way dumbass".

A contribution towards higher education. And the preservation of the dumbass.

Anyone want a free horse?

bhm said...

NDA already has a CL ad up. It's for the new breed registry she invented *rolls eyes*. It's called the cross-eyed horse registry and there's a membership deduction for horse with crossed blue eyes.

Sherry Sikstrom said...

PTHTHTHBT!!! thumbs nose and runs away giggling!

Sherry Sikstrom said...

Is that associated with the blew eyed registry? , you know beautiful blew eyes one blew east one blew west!

CharlesCityCat said...

We can only get tax write-offs if we keep breeding randomly and often. What we can't sell we will send to Canada, surely they would make a tasy entree.

Dena said...

CCC No Way!!! You mean they really do use horses for their meat!?!
I always thought that was just the hype to keep promoting all those contributions towards the veterinarians summer houses and the renderers...ummm...well whatever it is the renderers desire.
They eat it? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Don't they know what we put in it!?!
Gross...
Are you sure?

GoLightly said...

(sobbing openly now, after I got Dena to cry happy tears, for a change) (Me too)

OMG!!!!

I just had this raging epiphany on how to ride a horse.
And the first rule IS...

anyone??

It's NCC's first rule.
And it's a GOOD one.

Nope, NCC, be quiet.
QUIET!!
The zapper is poised...

I love how mature FernV is, eh?
(beams proudly)
What a great Canadian!

Thank goodness for our Canadian civilization.
Now they are having ToddlerTumblingMangana Rodeos in Nawth Dahkota.
Huge surprise, eh?
Betcha NDa is the organizeer...

(prods NDa with a stick)

GoLightly said...

Hey, wait a minute.
They Shoot HORSES!!!!
Don't they?

Where's Jane Fonda when you need her?
Working out.

I had another epiphany.
What the heck was it??

GoLightly said...

CCC, I don't know if Cria Meat will go over berry well.
Think veal.
Not so nize.
Just sayin'..

Although, I betcha..

Oh crap, I can't even type that.
I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner.....Maybe that's I wish I was....

(lighting bonfire for weiners)

Where was I?

Oh yeah, looking for the other epiphany.

Dena said...

I have decided to promote myself.
From shit stirrer to shit maker.

Mark that quote guys. So when I do my first publicity stint and they ask me how I came to create something so vital to our current times?

I can respond with a little help from my friends. Turning a blind eye to reality.
And by realizing there was apparently a very real need for after birth extermination of children.

My definition of backyard breeder.
Someone smart enough to know that their horse isn't anything great.
So they presume to make more.
With all those free and low cost breedings to more not even close to great stallions.

See where polite gets you? Everyone with crap thinks it is really nice crap with good lines.

You start out not wanting to hurt anyones feelings.
Mostly because you know based on the horse that it was probably(not always)the best that they could afford.
And instead of saying OMG where did you get that trainwreck!?! We say something like Oh they are really nice.
As for the color breeders and I am not talking about actual color breeds here like appaloosas.
Every good horseman knows that the truly great can come wrapped in any color it pleases.

CharlesCityCat said...

GL:

If we market it appropriately, no one will ever know what it is.

GoLightly said...

Fine, don't answer the question.

The answer is...

"Stay on!!"

I thought it was obvious.

nccatnip said...

Gl said:
Thank goodness for our Canadian civilization.
Now they are having ToddlerTumblingMangana Rodeos in Nawth Dahkota.
_______________________________

That is the most racist thing I have ever heard.

I do not know if I can be associated with any blogger with such an arrogant attitude.

GoLightly said...

Riiiight, CCC. Brilliant..

Criatine!!!!

The Fountain of Youth, in an adorable furry container type thing..

Oh, dear.
Nawth Cahrolyna is upset.

So
Awful
To
Inspire
Richer
Etiquette.

Acronym above, which will exzplain everything.
I hope. The sentence is meaningless.

Can I go hug NDa now?
This is killin' me.
KILLIN' Me, NDa!!

I can't do it anymore!!!!!!!!

You are way too amazing a human being for me to keep this up!

Question.
How DO people keep this up?? Where does that spewage come from? Honestly Dena, I hate hate hate seeing that crap.

Oh, the other epiphany was more to do with western and english "styles". But there was something about the balancing reins, which have been developed after my time (AMT).. & FernV...

Stop. Now, what's that sound?
I think HP is behind me with a garrote..
Yup. I'm dead.

It was really BHM's idea!! And NDa's too!!
Great minds, ya know?

been nice knowing ya, all.
SEE what happens when you bullshit on the net?

To
Oh screw it, I'm blogging her.
She's so cool, our NDa.
And Callie and Phoenix and Blossom & Pistol.
and the gorgeous kids. and the whole derned family:)

(sighs)

Oh, p.s. My dear vet friend tried, unsuccessfully to breed her older Arab mare.

To All You Loopy Horsie People.

I miss that loop. Can you imagine, y'all with horses?
NOT having horses?

Yeah, see what I mean.
I haz huge excuse.
HorseWithdrawal.

nccatnip said...

Ha!!!! Tough stuff, huh?

So how many pings, my dear?

GoLightly said...

I'll NeveR tell;)

The pre-nup is maybe throwing a clog in the workings.
Sure did at my sister's first wedding...

It's hard, eh?
How do people actually feel that way?

weird..
We must be.

Best KIND of weird.
jmo.

blueheron said...

I wish I was a North Carolina Cria,
For that is what I really want to be...
'Cause if I was a North Carolina Cria,
Everyone would be in love with me.

Oh, I'd love to be North Carolina Cria.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a North Carolina Cria,
Everyone would want a ride on me.


My Cria has a first name, it's N-O-R-T-H,
My CRIA has a second name, it's C-A-R-O-L-I-N-A
Oh, I love my cria, every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
'Cause North Carolina has a way of raising C-R-I-A."

CharlesCityCat said...

BH:

You are such a clever girl, that was just priceless.

GoLightly said...

Thanks, BH.

Thank you, and good night.

snerkllllle

Dena said...

I still say ugly should not breed.
I mean really everyone knows what hotties Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Harriet Tubman, Franklin Roosevelt,
and Socrates were.
Their parents should have just looked in the mirror and said it's best we stop now.

I wasn't sure as no one clued me in.
So, I followed my gut and what I knew, absolutely KNEW to be true of the posters and blogger here.
And played along.
And hoped for the best in this experiment/lesson.

Because whatever else I may think, I know you all have good hearts.

The Turd Burglar said...

Yeh, I speak unto all ye burglars of turds: Dost Thou fear if the horse should move while Thou art scooping in the stall? I say unto ye who burgle: Stand
firm and make the horse to yield up his space to the scoop and bucket.
Yeh sayeth I unto the horses: Fear not, for burgling is good. It shall come to pass that Thou shalt dumpest neither in thy feed nor water bucket. Thou
shalt offer up thy turds to the Burglar of such offerings. And if Thou doest unto the Turdburglars in this way, there shall be many broodmares and foals
in the herd of every righteous stallion.___Doodooronomy Crapter 1, verses 1-8.