Compostulating With The Times

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Stanley HATES Toys!

Funny Stanley. Bought him a cat toy, to hang from a doorknob, bought the wrong one, of course, as it will NOT hang from a knob. But it is possible that I am indeed the knob.
anywho, it's a stretchy string with a mouse on the end (and other stuff that doesn't work.) (I should have gotten a feather-type one, now that I think of it..) ANYway, I tried to get ol' Stanley to play a bit, and he did WIDEN his pupils, and THINK of pouncing, and then he suddenly looked absolutely appalled, and left in a huge horrified huff. Jeesh, what did I do wrong?? Funny old cat.
He did bonk his nose last week, when I threw a piece of balled up paper for him to chase, and he forgot that the glass table legs were there. Felt SO bad, cause I laughed. Why DO we laugh, at that kind of thing?
It was involuntary. I felt badly for Stanley, cause it must have hurt. So why did I laugh?
See what I mean? MegaPhilosophical...
I am deeeep.
Well, not really;)
Dad Update, Stanley STILL hadn't reappeared, three hours later.
September 18, 2011. Is that a hand patting that cat??

Monday, August 22, 2011

How to... with apologies to Mr. Carnegie

Lose friends and piss people right off.
1) Talk about the different types of riding out there, and voice an opinion, based on epidemiological observation.
2) Watch the horse people fall all OVER themselves insisting that I am a biased, inexperienced, PeTA/SHARK/HSUS/SPCA/IRA/CIA/Vegan terrorist.
3) Smile to myself, because I have voiced these opinions. You just weren't listening.
4) Wonder why NO-ONE (who was royally pissed off) said ANYthing about the WHR. Very interesting.
5) Realize that western and english will never be able to agree about anything. Hard for english folks to wrap their heads around people shrieking "MUG him, MUG him" at the WHR.
5a) I found a video of a colt being mugged. What a great way to start your baby! The owners were laughing their asses off. The colt was freakin'.right.out. But hey, what do I know? I've never started a yearling. Maybe that's how it's done on your side of the fence. Is it?

That's all. Not really worth it, was it?

Shorter, far older sister is now complaining that my blog is boring. Probably because I'm not mentioning her anymore;)


C'mon you guys. Say SOMETHING about the WHR. Or are you sure all I know is how to be nice to a horsie? Do these horses go on to be sound, sane, well-broke citizens? You tell me. I'm waiting.
Haven't we all been basically in agreement that horses have narrow, perfect memories? What will these horses remember?
I'm ASKing.
Oh, and to those who think I was denigrating western, again, I have to laugh. How can you DISagree that western started out as a WORKING style of riding, NOT a pleasure style? Made me laugh, you guys.
You get all huffy, maybe because you know, deeeep down, that particular observation is right. on. Why WOULDN'T a western style saddle be bigger/heavier, 'cause real live cowboys actually USE the saddle to pack just about everything but the kitchen sink, ffs. Honestly.

I didn't realize that the WHR was such a touchy subject with you western folks. It's something you seem to be proud, and ashamed of, allatthesametime. You sure avoided THAT part of the post, hmmm?

Of COURSE, I know that many events are part of real-time ranch work. But really, isn't the point of stock-handling, to NOT rile the stock? Weren't stampedes a BAD thing, once?? Or are all those old westerns movies a bunch of BS?

Oh, well, I know. Just a dumb/pussy/snooty english beeyotch.
That's me.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

kinder ways

"Monty has done a good job of getting people to think about kinder ways, and so have the Parrellis. Are their horses happier than the ones trained using Buck Brennaman, Bill Dorrance, or old school English techniques? I'm not seeing it..." Thanks, kestrel. This post has been brewing for a long time.

But isn't "getting people to think about kinder ways" a  sensible direction for training to take? Everyone has their "tricks" of the trade, and in the right hands, tricks work. But give that trick to a poorly timed eye, or a cruel or stupid eye, and lord help that animal.

I have old experience, riding those long ago horses. My TadPlaid was a 3yrold TB stallion, rarely handled. I never had to resort to anything other than turn-out, longing and then hacking. I do understand the rationale behind the tricks, but the tricks would be far less necessary if people weren't always revering/emulating bronc types of rodeo events. I think riding western correctly is really hard, and not that many people do it well. Roughness seems to be normal. I know I am generalizing, I'm just reporting my preliminary findings, is all;)
Me & Chester, 2001

There's a brutal side in all forms of horse-training, and I ain't here to argue that. But by sheer volume, western wins, on the cruelty scale. We celebrate our "struggle" breakin' broncs. We mug the horses to the ground, with brute strength, how strong we are!

**My post about western being for the comfort of the rider, and not the horse, stands. The good saddle-seat riders have angles. Yes, WAY behind the "ideal" that we have. But the way these horses move allows for just about any contortion, doesn't it? The Saddle-Seat horses were bred to be smooth. Western, to work. Stop. Go real slow, don't jar me. Back up. Lower your head. Lower it more. More. MORE. I'm just not seeing as many comfortable horses wearing western tack. Since western is the dominant rider type these days, you notice things.**

To me, western means I will sit you like an arm-chair, and you will like it. A recent study of horses and jockeys discovered that the old style straight legs placed a far greater load on the horse. Why else would the ideal bronc rider start position be having your heels ahead of the horses' shoulders in the bronc chute? Huge marks are given for lying prone across the horses' back, legs straight out, when in full-buck. How comfy for the rider. The lazy-boy posture WINS! Not so much for the horse. Have you seen some of these guys doing their victory lap after the fact? Painful, and not for the rider.

I'd love to see what would happen if the bronc-riders had no flank strap, and sat up when the horse was released from the chute. Just for my own studies:)
Horses were not built to be ridden COMFORTABLY for them, like armchairs. That they react fairly violently, or shut down completely into their own pain-free little world, is no surprise to me. Quit telling me the flank strap is an annoyance. Why then, do their mouths gape? Why is a bloody good yank applied, JUST before they "explode" out of the chute, every, single, time? It's like winding up a spring toy, and then being surprised at the sproing. I just don't get it. I didn't get it years ago. I STILL don't get it.

I watched parts of the Calgary Stampede this year, for the first time in years, because I wanted to be proven wrong in any of the thoughts I have about rodeo. They had the novice saddle bronc rider event on. To a Horse, they all struggled in the chute. Each was explained as being a real tough character, real experienced bucking horses. One mare, 22 years old, needed a metal bar through the chute, below her throatlatch, so she wouldn't lie down. I watched a documentary series put on here called simply "Rodeo".  In one clip, taken at the Edmonton rodeo, another "very experienced bucking horse" was flipping right out in the chute. Rearing, trying to fall over backwards, trying to jump out the front of the chute. Call me crazy, but those horses didn't seem to be enjoying their job.

Audiences love it. It makes me queasy. Not because of what you think, oh, poor horsie. I think, how odd. How strange, why would you do that? I don't deny the risk of death is the big seller in this sport. Man against the wild angry beast. But we MADE him wild, and angry and terrified, and sure his world has ended, as he head-first slams into the wall. Oh, well, just the rough-stock. I dunno. Because we are going to eat the animal later, does that make it okay to beat it up, and break it down, first? Why doesn't CBC-TV (covering the Calgary Stampede), show the impact of the calf hitting the end of the rope anymore, in "tie-down" roping? Why was it re-named? This event used to be called "calf-roping". Was the sight of clotheslining a young calf upsetting people? As long as we don't see it, it must be okay?

We are in angery times. I found that spelling in a comment made by a youngster about training her horse. "You have to get angery, or the horse won't listen." That made me queasy, too.

The prevailing attitude towards our food animals has always been drool first, ask questions later. But the laughing at an animal's injuries/distress, the cheering when the horse is flipping out, it all makes me wonder. What is the message we send to our youth? To each other? To ourselves?


There is no good reason to terrorize our domesticated creatures, I mean, why did we bother domesticating them, if we revel in making them "wild" again? I know I am in a tiny minority, but I've said from the beginning I'm not a fan of these rodeo events. I don't think all the rodeo events are cruel, of course, you guys already know my theory on barrel-racing. Or maybe you don't.

I watched a video simply named "Saddle Bronc", and I can not get the link to work. It was at a school in the USA. Bronc slammed head first into the concrete stands, and fell backward. They tried to get him to move. He'd flattened his skull, twitching and shaking as his brains slowly scrambled. Saddest thing I ever saw. Kids of about 8-9 were looking on with great interest, wearing cowboy hats. I know, that way they learn about death. But didn't WE kill that animal, just to see what he'd do when we wound him up?

Truly, what is the point behind putting underwear on a cow? Cartwheeling a calf? Mugging a pony, so he flips over on his head? SHARK didn't put out the three videos I posted below. Happy spectators did.
What are we telling ourselves? I wonder.
I know my readership will now shrink down to minus three. I know how popular and profitable the rodeo industry is, for a lot of basically good folks. But it's the premise, I think, that makes me pause, and wonder.

I don't "buy in" to anything. I was thinking this long before SHARK ever put out a video.

I stand by my disgust at the Wild Horse Race. We wonder where our brutality comes from. Then we put it on display, for all to see. To Cheer.

OH, and good news, Dad has changed his mind. I will continue to gently berate Dad to be careful of Stanley's hind claws, which I clipped, he is such a good cat.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Monday, August 8, 2011

Stanley Needs a New home.

6/6/2011
He MUCH prefers his new house, I think! He is still kinda wide-eyed in the second picture, it's only the second day, and he can't quite believe his good fortune.

8/8/2011, Stanley is about nine, maybe, hyperthyroid, neutered, declawed, and a love noodle. He spends his days pressing his head against a couch, or kneading his claws, or sleeping, or trying to train dad to be a cat person. It isn't working. When Stanley leaps off dad's lap, he digs his hind claws into my dad's paper thin skin. I HAVE told dad to wear a lap pillow. YOU tell my dad to do ANYthing. It's tricky. He's even stubborner (sp) than me.
Feb.6, after being fed by everyone along the street (where I used to work) for 3 months, before diagnosis of hyper-thyroidism.

June 6, enjoying his new kitchen floor.

6/6/2011He is playing hard to get with Dad. Dad will have to call him, if he wants him. I told Dad what to say. MY Dad, saying kittykittykitty. The world has truly changed, for the better! For Stanley:)

8/8/2011
Sadly, he has continued to dig his hind claws into Dad, and since Dad can bruise just looking at a sharp edge, and is on alot of medications for his blood, the safest option is to re-home. He has also bitten dad, a love-bite which Dad cannot understand the signals for. It is dangerous for my Dad's health to keep Stanley.
Can anybody help?
I will be moving him to my new shop, but it has to be temporary. Landlords don't allow animals.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Monty, where are you?

I don't think one can argue with saying "Maybe there IS a better way?"

Friday, August 5, 2011

Semi-Epiphany 72 - Our Mugging Society





I watched this on CBC this year. One pony flipped over on his head. I want some thoughts on this. I had a huge long post typed, it was freakin' brilliant, and then I pressed ctrl+z. Bye-bye.. Too tired to explain.