Monday, Monday....

Can't trust that day. No kidding! What was my first act of stupidity this morning, as I headed for my car to go to work? I step in a fresh pile of doggie doo doo, Flip's, and I'll tell how I know it's Flip's. Flip can put an invisibility shield around her poop. It disappears. How do I know this? I WATCHED her poop, TWICE, at Dad's, poised to do my scooping thing. It vanished. She pooped into a bush, and then she pooped beside the bush. It's not THERE. I looked, I did! 

I found the ancient family heirloom tape, made onto VHS, from a super 8 film. Yes, FILM. People used that back then, in the stone ages. The recorder person cut my 'ead off, a lot. Took me awhile to tape the whole thing, I kept trying to raise the tape UP. How crappy is this?? I yam 14 years old, and I know EVERYthing, in life. I think I do, anyway. 'specially about horses, oh, man, was I lippy. gah. Here it is. The rest of the abomination is on the YouBee channel.

Nasty, just nasty. This was a saintly mare, as most horses are..

Then there was the weird rest of this Monday. A big rush job screwed up, cost me money. Check.  Did you know you can buy organic frozen produce, from CHINA?? And it's the SAME price as Canadian regular stuff?? Give me a BREAK.

And then I heard, coming out of the grocery store, Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb", done as MUZAK. WHAT the hell are people thinking?? They did the melody all wrong, to make it Muzakier. It was sooo creeepY. It's an abomination, is what it is!

To Neil Young's "After the Goldrush".

Lookit that young rider, yank her horse, in the NINEteen seventeeeeS.