Compostulating With The Times

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Superstition

 Reiner Klimke & Fabian.
















I don't think I've ever told you the story of my lone foray into owning an Appaloosa. I've alluded to her, but I don't think I've ever bloggled her. I didn't own her for very long.

I called her Superstition, because she was absolutely horrified, by absolutely everything. Snorty thing, 4-5 year old 16.2, strawberry-roaned leopard Appaloosa, heart stopping to look at, perfectly tall for my leg, and stocky to boot. She was truly beautiful, everything put together JustRight, which is why I traded my first mare (the liver chestnut) for her, from the "WorstOfAllTime" Barn Guy.
We'll call him Woat. And I'll try not to mention him again. (spits.)

Superstition had the explosive power that was lacking in my first mare. Yes, I traded my first mare away, with barely a second thought. I was seventeen. Chestnut was just tooo short for my aspirations and I felt I needed a taller, more powerful jumper. Superstition had a LOT of propulsion in her, but I soon discovered that her idea of a good time would never include me. Ever. Mare had had a pretty rough start in life, that much was obvious. Rank-Broke. Every time I rode her was an adventure in staying on. I felt pretty cocky about her, being the only person on the property that could 1) get near her, and 2) saddle her up and 3) ride her.


I tried everything I knew with her, but as I had really no clue what I was doing, we didn't get very far. I was completely on my own at this point, at Woat's barn. (blech).
Superstition could buck/spin/crow-hop and shoot sideways at Mach 7. The day she finally threw me, I was kind of glad. I'd had enough, and traded her away for a horse that would become yet another one for the vet's "Exclamations!!" books.

It was pretty funny how she threw me, I think I've told you this part before. I (cough) smoked back then, and had a pack of matches in the back pocket of a tight pair of jeans, as I rode the mare in a field, where she'd never been before. We were already going for a new adventure in "Will I be able to stop her?", when the back pocket of my jeans ignited. My one quick, agonized movement away from her back was the perfect opportunity for Superstition to offer a new variety of "remove the human, NOW". I'm sure my yelp of pain didn't help either.
Ouch...

I wasn't ready for this mare. It was a real shame too, because if I'd only been able to reach her, she'd have made one heck of a jumper.
I wish I'd known this mare later in my riding life. It would have been fun to sit in the middle of a super-nova, and actually known what I was doing.

5 comments:

Sherry Sikstrom said...

My friend Sara calls that the "Appy Turn left switch" Claims they all have it ,its just a matter of time. Superstition sounds like a heck of a ride ,I have ridden a few sparky ones but I never rode a horse that set my bum on fire!

BrownEyed Cowgirl said...

My buckskin has that 'Turn left switch' and can then blow like a stick of dynamite. I'm thinking he is a horse I would have liked to have when I was in my 20's and completely unfazed by such things.

But yea, I'm with fern...I've never had a horse hot enough to set my butt on fire-LOL.

nccatnip said...

Wow!! You really had hot pants, huh?

Let us know when we find one you HAVEN'T heard.

Cut-N-Jump said...

I am hoping my mare has that same kind of life to her, just in a GOOD way!

I'm guessing you never did sing the song from The Doors- "Light My Fire" to her...

---------------
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire



HAHAHAHA- word verif is 'daings' such as darings only without the 'r'

kestrel said...

Now thAT is a story to be proud of! Holy buckets!A flaming butt...I am jealous.