Flippin' fotogenic

I am brilliant.

I wish you were a squirrel.

So Dull, what you're saying, Mom...

Phlip is so phunny. Aphter the phrisbeee is brought wiphin 8 pheet of me, she phlops down and tells me quite loudly, in her barksalot voice, "You need more exercise, move your butt, human!" I explain she is simply being rude, trying to tell me how ALL the games are played, when in phact phrisbeee is MY game. Then I become dull again;)

And Blaze, of course, is right there, shoving the phrisbee into my hand, still borne to retrieve, and never to leave.
Phlip leaves ALL the time. Squirrels and chipmunks and geese and moles and poop and... sometimes, I guess I am that dull, aphter all:)