Compostulating With The Times

Monday, February 16, 2009

Butch



RollCured, at 53. The end result of Rollkur, in all it's terrible forms....

Hiah,
Mah Namez Butch. Amm 52 years old. This is my frist year showing. Ma master, Butch, wuz resqud off th' truck, jesst last week. She's 54.

No Seriously, This is him, my new Champion, Butch.
Well, my real Old Champion, but there ya go. His name has been Butch, for a very long tahhhhm. Time, sorry. Don't ask me who named him. I was ONE, those COULDN'T have been the first words out of my mouth.

I have a full set of conformation shots, too.
Even some action shots. Rearing Bucking, he's Still straight as a die. Rollcured since I first huggled him.
Canadian WarmBellyBlood.
Not for Sale.
Worship, oh yeah.
to trojans, wherever they may roam..

To the End of Cruelty, too.
Some real belly laughs are good for the soul.
Thanks all.

48 comments:

nccatnip said...

Is Butch a stallyun? I'm wanting to breed sporthorses. I got a Breyer mare that is 2 hands tall.

GoLightly said...

Yes, ma'am. His testicles have been tested, over and over and over
for all of the known hereditary defects known as being alive.

He's clean and he'd fit your mare just fine.

Live Cover or Shipped?
where is you located?

GoLightly said...

Sorry, wrong there, hez actually
hey this is HARD

He's been sticked anywheres from 3.5 hands at the wither, or 4 hands on the floor.

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

Testes, Testes, 1, 2, 3?

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

Does he have any vices?

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

Is he an easy keeper? Any points in anything?

bhm said...

LOL ....this is funny.

Testes 1 2 3...I'm dieing over here.

Hi I Joe Kane of JK quarter harses. du ya think that yar butch could cross with my hancock mare. I sure would like ta have little wooly sparts harses. them would sell reel good.

nccatnip said...

What is your stud fee?
I don't want them covered, I want to make sure she gets pregnent

GoLightly said...

Well, now
he's a 3 baller, had some troubles with strangles, but no nice vices that I cud see.
His throats kinda open now, but it don't bother 'im none
Keeps real nice on my EZ boy.

He has points for everything.

He's registered as a WarmBelly, but you could call him a WarmTail, too.

Would you like to see the side/front/back/rear conformation shots?
I checked your profile, and with your Air Traffic experience, I'm sure we could just jump some jizm your way.

kestrel said...

Crossed with my pretty pony with the purple mane.....hmmm. Now what would we call the new breed registry?

GoLightly said...

pardon me, ma'am, I missed your question.
$15,000.00 per vial, or fifty bucks, if ya got it in your pocket.

we take all forms of larceny.

bhm said...

ma hancock is 15.3. du ya think yar little guy can reach that high?

nccatnip said...

kestrel said...
Crossed with my pretty pony with the purple mane.....hmmm. Now what would we call the new breed registry?

You don't want them registered, you want papers.

bhm said...

I gat 30 buck worth of chewin tabaca and a bottle af HP sauce. Do ya wanna trade?

GoLightly said...

How, do, kestrel

I'm sorry, do you have the hallpass?
we don't take that kind of money...

NCC, will catch you. Falling 252++
cash, or cheque, ma'am..

I've checked kestrel's profile, with the stripes, you are not welcome here. You are so painfully stupid to ask this questions.
Off with her HEAD!

Now, where was I.

150.00 or your first born cat/dog/Prince.

Here's the pictures as requested.

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

Vern here. I'll be sendin' my mt beer bottle up thar for summa them thar sperms. Should I send a foam cooler to keep 'em swimmin? I'll be puttin' it up in the missus's handcock mare.

Andalusians of Grandeur said...

We'll name the yung'un Pabst Smear Cock Butcher.

Sherry Sikstrom said...

Butch is a handsome dude, and still so fit for 52!
You know that makes him real right (velveteen rabit) The rocking horse I had as a child was called Johnnie horse ...get the connection?

bhm said...

OK, since everyone is ignoring me on the other blog I've been forced to re-post here. Just you try to ignore me...you...you (shaking my fist at you all).
--------------
GL,
Don't leave yet. You have to answer my question first.

When I said that revenge is best served funny I meant it. So, does anyone have a funny revenge story?

This is my revenge story. I had an abusive neighbor once who, gods forbid, hated my cat too. So I wrote away to the Church of Satan for literature. I had the package sent in his name to the wrong address (his next door neighbor). So, the next door neighbor had to go over to Mr. Asshole's house to give him his package from the Church of Satan. Needless to say, rumors ran rampant through that neighborhood.

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Sherry Sikstrom said...

don't think I can follow the fancy shmancy talk. are you giving classes?

bhm said...

Ha, Kestral isn't a really mans name. Not like Buck, Vern, or Joe.

nccatnip said...

FV-
No

nccatnip said...

FV-
No

nccatnip said...

FV- you make me look like an idiot.
Thanks.

Sherry Sikstrom said...

no what ? no conection or no classes? are you guys ditchin the poor Alberta kid?

nccatnip said...

FV- If you Fall over the Fence, you would learn the language.
Turn transmitter to 200+

nccatnip said...

No classes. it is DIY

Sherry Sikstrom said...

NCC I am lost, huh? I am thinking i am the idiot!

bhm said...

fernvalley? what kind a sissy name is that. Butch is a good mans name. He ant no sissy.

bhm said...

Butch's conformation shots...BAAAHHAHAHAHHAHa...I'm dieing ...I'm dieing....

nccatnip said...

Is he a little post legged in the rear?

GoLightly said...

Is the head, not exquisite?
Look at those markings, ya can't buy that kinda colour anymore.
sorry it was at 30 comments.
now
missed
15
scanning.

Howdy, Mtrs. Fern
I am in the process of requesting hallpasses for you, as well.

I have reposted yet more Conformation shots
As requested, but BHM, I hear ya.

I want my very own revenge.
transmit password to beta site
repeat, send beta password to VEGA
aka Ivory Towered
You are safe, as long as...

jeeez, I finally catch up, and FernV
blows it, kestrel too, where've you been darlin's!!!


This is my Butch!!!
He's standing at Stud.
okay, I'll go over to free
land
269PLUS


Y'all SURE you don't wanna buy some stallyun breadings?

oh,okay,FINE then.
I can always delete everything
I'm great at that.

yeah, I was amazed, too.
my sides hurt...

GoLightly said...

Catch UP!!!

Ketchup, I'm hungry..

That thar is the finest WarmBellyBlood I've ever breaded.

Stallyun material such as this, will only, come, once in your lifetime...
He's always been a real good eater, not not much of a shitter. Best kinda harse ther'is.
His post legs are genetically engineered,in house.

Now,then, what offers? Which ball are you innnerested in?
Price includes one ball only, 2 and up are extra.

I think I'm waiting, now I don't know WHAt to do:)

AofG, I yam of the age where Mr Pabst ain's so much for general conversation likely;
This hear is a fambly orienteered blog. We point north to NCC.

we welcome all major first borns..
Please refrain, or I will have to behead you, too, AofG.

I yam not of the scatological humour, unless it's shitty.

Or wuz that
shatty?
lonely aGain.
humph
gives everyone the Butch salute, and stalks offff....

nccatnip said...

Well, Is he broke? And is that a rollkur I see?

Sherry Sikstrom said...

bhm ,well he is a gelding.

bhm said...

fernvalley01 said...

bhm ,well he is a gelding.
----------------
Well that won't stop this guy hes gat three testeecles!

GoLightly said...

HERE
(reading)

GoLightly said...

Whut, that is no gelding. He has three. They are hidden. He is ashamed.
TrskedeckerTesticle is the papered name for this rare and wonderful gene.
It's extra.

Well, unless he sees a filly, then they just pop right out of his pooper.

GoLightly said...

We practice roll kur as often as possible.
His neck is nice and broke.
Straight, and perfect for W?P.
Can't turn the darn thing, at all.
His tail often wags, but we needled it for show, so now it kinda twists off to the side.
Don't bother him none..

nccatnip said...

He looks like he is rearing up in that third picture. Is he hard to handle or did you train him to do that?

nccatnip said...

269 and stuck

GoLightly said...

Oh, hell no, we just tie his head to a stump for days. Logging chains work real well.
Those are the ones we leave embedded in his neck.
(AGH, this is hard)

We'd poked him with the cattle prod for this picture.

To CCC:(

In the Bucking picture, we just jabbed him with the fork we had handy.

He's real quiet, other wise.

Specially cause of the WarmBelly, and all...
Makes for a real quiet harse.

I'm afraid you missed most of the dog worshipper in the act of Butch, in the doubled picture. We wanted you to see it, to believe it..
The lower left hand corner of the picture has a lovely black tan eyebrow of the dog, worshipng.
As I said, it's a real rare thing.
Dogs don't usually worship horses like this.
The Harse is also a Dog WhispererWorshiper 3 Baller, double papers under neath his left belly.

GoLightly said...

269
reading, where shall I receive?

here/there?
Everywhere?

These harses don't come cheap, ya know.

Quit skipping town.
or not. unknown at this time.
I'm STILL hungry, now dizzy.

Ok, 10:4

I guess you painfully stupid people can't see a good deal, if even if a blind air traffic controller can't find the testicles to make an extra serious offer.

This is the INTERNET.
we make $$

(middle finger)

NOT For CCC

nccatnip said...

Iam ready to book a breading. I don't wish to be painfully stupid. I know this is an opportunity that is too good to be true.

GoLightly said...

Well, okay then.
We offer extra for quick payment.

many many extras.
please refer to paypal locator button to my immmediate right.
turns....


The archeological ramifications of the poop in his hoof is cause for worshipByCanine. This is why he is rare.
Nothing else like him, on the planet.
His wheels have never come off.
How many can say
THAT??
:)

revenge,sweet.
46 maybe x

GoLightly said...

kestrel
received.
Thank you
we will forward your confrontation
asap.
what a wonder!

crap, i HATE missing k.
well, evrbudy
Ping Pong balls, and dinner,to your immediate left.
(turns)
plop.
Darn, he hasn't done that in YEARS.

Butch, here ya go, easy old boy. He needs more stuffing.
The abuse will be terrible if you don't comply.
plez?

To Troopers.
Why don't I have fences.
oh,right.

CharlesCityCat said...

This here is Bubba, I been thinkin of breadin my good ole mare LuluBell, she one of them thar quatrharses, an let me tell ya she is a purty thang, she is a palomeener. I'm thankin that with that thar stud ya got thar, we could make us some purty babies. Could make some rally gut muney.

Maybe since that thar stud has 3 testicleez, we could have us some twinz, make more munee thatta way.

I dun drank up my last keg o' PBR, so kould we werk out a payment plan on that thar stud thang?