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Friday, February 20, 2009

GoLightly Facts, Part 2




A view from the trails

On our first hack together, through what was called affectionately (by me) the "Suicide Trails", I was struck by how straight GoLightly was. His poll flowed easily forward of his neck, of his back, of his hind end to his pathetically wispy tail bone. His bone, not his tail. His over step at the walk was sublime, at the trot, divine. He threw me forward and back and forward and back, our post length about 10 feet long. Long, forward straight-as-a-string-taut trot. 1-hang-2, 1-hang 2. I rode without stirrups, to toughen up. I knew enough to trust him. I just hacked him, his bit held gently in his mouth. Snaffle bit. All you need. If you start it off right.

No need for much discussion. I went that way straight, so did he. No, wait he went that way straight, and so did I. Forward, oh, my. Yes, please. Thank you! GoLightly was very polite. My mouth hung open for most of the ride, the good spirits kept the bugs out.

Having re-trained most of my riding life, this straightness was highly unusual to me. I worked hard physically between riding anything, by maintaining as much ambidexterity as possible. Each side of my body had to be equally strong. I was naturally stronger on my right side, so I liked going left better. Most horses I'd ridden were generally one sided, as well. You can sure feel it through their movements and their posture,if you leave them alone. They'd rather go that way. Or that way. GoLightly went straight, that way.

Och, he covered ground. Without really touching. Like an arrow, or a canoe, skimming straight ahead. We didn't canter our first ride. That string-taut trot was just too sweet. Plus my legs were noodles when I dismounted, came close to sitting down. He snorted at that, sweet funny sounds he made. Pah, silly woman. Try an hour. Talk to the hoof.

My boss/trainer, owner of the schoolies I taught with, was asked to provide a long sound bite of a horse trotting. Not sure why, for either a commercial or a movie. (edited, merci JPJC). He chose me and Lightly, nothing more rhythmically beautiful than the sound of GoLightly moving. Trotting was percussion, power without effort. All kinds of microphones and people later, we spun around and around in the little arena, dusty, me of course without stirrups. Perfect practice makes perfect. The sound was hypnotic, with Lightly adding little snorts of dust disgust. It was a nice day! Stupid people.

The footing was pillowy, and soft in that part of the arena.

(Harrowing is so important.)For an article on Arenas, go here

GoLightly was the quietest moving horse you'd ever hear. For his size, it was unusual. For me, anyway:) My trainer's three words to describe him were "He's so broke". Highest compliment he could give, really.

The "Suicide Trails" are still there, but no-one rides them now. They have cliffs higher than most riders hearts. The Six-Mile Creek area in Oakville. Beautiful territory. It's where I took my advanced kids. I liked to give them a real idea of riding, as often as I could. Precipices, right beside you. Ride passed it, go ahead. It really boosted their confidence, knowing they'd survived. Something to be proud of.
More houses are needed, y'know. Instead of trails.

To GoLightly's Trot.
To Irish-Bred Horses. My Own Personal Best Horse.
Swiss Trained.
Sweet.

hasta la vista, por favor, and I have no idea what that means.
pah, silly woman.

a MANANA!!

122 comments:

nccatnip said...

GL- what were the sound bites for?

GoLightly said...

No idea, a movie or a commercial?
Peter "almost" broke into commercials. I hope he's doing well.

They brought in all kinds of sound equipment, into the crappy little arena. Only thing I didn't like about this place. Little, DUSTY with a capital D, arena.
Good footing, but not in the corners, if it wasn't harrowed. Dusty!
We spun around and around, and around, for what seemed like an hour, with GoLightly snorting his dust disgust every so often. It was a nice day, but I guess wind would have muddied the sound. It was sweet:)

The dressage clinic I'm auditing again on March 7th? arena had zero dust. Like, no dust.
Let's ask Mel! The footing is amazing.
I like dust in my house only.
:)

GoLightly said...

edited, because husband interrupted me aGain.
should be better.

manana

ok, I' going...

blueheron said...

GL, this is good. When you focus and say what is real, it comes off the page smooth as silk.
I like this story.

GoLightly said...

BlueHeron, it is tough being a BLOgoddess
:):):):)
(rofl)
Thanks, Hon.
It's tough when husband is doing his meltdown. Poor guy, he was angry with yet more money for the Big Auto, while Farmers have gone under, and will continue to struggle. The unions get paid to do nothing. Husband never got paid, at all. The Big Autos have decided to keep making cars no-one wants. The Farmers rely on the vagaries of the weather, like real people.
I listen, and plug my ears if he gets too loud.
Priorities amongst people have gotten all skewed, he raged.
I roar quietly, along with him.
All I can do.

But it RUINS my blather-flow:)
as if it's all about me.
Not..

GoLightly said...

Free Videos offered when Butch meets his wizzim quota:)

(Butch perks up)

'night all!

To Horses, IrishBred, bay, handsome as heck.
To me.

blueheron said...

Farley Mowatt- The Dog Who Wouldn't Be.
Yeah.

GoLightly said...

People of the Deer!

His book on wolves broke my heart..
Title is out of the memory cells right now.
Never cry wolf?

Sherry Sikstrom said...

You rotter !finally another post about GoLIghtly whTalk with you when I am about to go away! lol
Thanks for the post I love hearing about the horse that shaped our hearts .
I am gone Sunday morning early early , so I might post a litte one tomorrow ,depend on how much time I wind up with ,last minute stuff and all.
Catch you all when I get back , hope you make 500 on Butch's post by the time I get back!
Hasta La Bye Byes

secondwindacres said...

GL,

Thanks for taking us along on a ride with Golightly.

My husband will go on rants sometimes too, about the unfairness of the economy, politics and what's going on the in the world in general. :) I always remind him of his blood pressure.

nccatnip said...

HP with top billing!!! Cool!!!

bhm said...

p.s. BHM, shall I obliviate you?
Cover tracks, as it were?
The transmitter is ready..
-----------
Oh ya missy! Well, I'll obliviate you first with my Borg laser eye implant. I'll fry your ass!!!

So, is that the photo of the pony in need? At least he's got hay now. The SPCA never wrote me back to give me an update. hhummpppff

GoLightly said...

BHM
NOOOOOO, not the BorgLaserEye!!!!!
No, please, agggghhhhh.
Ow, that hurt:)
Yeah, he had hay yesterday. His halter is still all skewed.
Poor little critter...
I couldn't take a picture of him although it would have been easier to see him, the traffic was really bad. I wonder if SPCA has been out yet..

GoLightly said...

Nicely Dun. I caught your comment.
(tears, 'k?)
thx. 0 words.
Pleasant Surprise.
you have noo idea..

To Horses. Irish-Bred Horses.
Of course.
All Horses..

sorry I'm so slow.
Takes me awhile..

blueheron said...

GL, how's your dad doing?
How'd things go with your dog?

horspoor said...

okay, I really really read the BLOgoddess wrong.

GoLightly said...

Hey, BlueRed, he's amazing.
What a tough old scot. The wound is great, I took a picture, for merriment. More merriment came in the form of my brother cooking dinner for us. Took a picture of the glop my brother cooked, trying to make fried potatoes. He used canned potatoes, and couldn't figure out why they wouldn't crisp. He added butter to his canola oil. eeeewwwwww.
I'd post that picture, but you'd never eat again. The potatoes looked a little, ummm, vomitous, and they tasted about like that.
Good thing he made garlic bread.
Hey, he tried!
It's my turn to cook there, next. Last time I cooked for my dad, I made yorkshire puddings, with the taste, looks and consistency of hockey pucks.
YUM
:):):)
Hah, the funniest thing was this.
I gave my dad a Dictionary for Christmas, per his request.
I mentioned that I couldn't remember how to spell eunuch.
He looked, couldn't find the word, insisted it wasn't there. Oh,it was there all right. Typical guy, no alphabet sense. My little sister said I totally castrated him, by finding the word immediately...
I then told Dad he had to read the whole darn Dictionary. And I expected a report. I had expected he'd READ it, not try to use it!!
How can you look up words if you can't spell?
He laughed his head off.

GoLightly said...

Well, I can go to sleep happy.
Horspoor is following me.
(falls over in shock, again)

Thanks to all my new followers.
Wow, I am so honoured you've taken some of your busy time to read me.

To The Kind Folk..

Y'all Rock!

ZooKeeper said...

Former long time Fugly reader here...though lately it has been tuning in to watch the internet soap opera episode of the day.

I commented there once and found I was invisible, so just sat back to watch the drama instead.

GL and group...

Have always enjoyed reading your comments and glad to see you all in one place again.

GL...regarding your poop eatin pup...try feeding some crushed pineapple with what they normally eat. its supposed to make the recycled choices less tempting.

I was very tempted to find a troll doll pic to use as an avatar and creat a suitably troll-like personality, but its too far beyond my normal nature.

There be 2 yellow horses (QH mare and TW/TB gelding), 6 cats and 3 dogs at my wee farm. What comes in the gate usually stays for life.

GL...love your stud! My yeller mare sez he's really hot to trot! She also sez she dun get nun from her pasture mate cause his nunsuchs were long gone before she arrived.

Back to invisibility mode I reckon. Nice finally sayin hey to everyone though.

ZK

GoLightly said...

ZooKeeper, welcome. Who "were" you?
Do I know you?
Have I ever been mean to you?
Hope not, that isn't in my nature, neither. (either) Well, usually..
Glad you found us.
We were hiding...
Great group, isnt'a?
Eeek, I am talking like I am more than one person..
Have a great day.
Butch is all for yellow mares, they remind him of his idol, Paris Hilton..
(snickers)
Audrey Hepburn is our one TRUE idol..

Malauree said...

Morning all! Did you miss me? :)

Had to work all weekend... >.<


Wonder how FV is doing on her trip. Hope she is having fun. :)

GoLightly said...

NdAppy, where is your Hall Pass?

:)

Great to see you back!

We did indeed miss you, sorry you had to work, bummer.

I have a post brewing in my wee brain, but I gotta go work..

nccatnip said...

Nd- good to see ya. How are the boys?

Hi Zk- sorry if you were ignored before- nobody gets ignored in GL's house. Welcome.

Malauree said...

The boys are good. Youngest got to sleep in a "big boy bed" last night. Switched him over to a toddler bed. Thank god for gates.I checked on him a few times last night. Every time he was out of bed and asleep on the floor in the middle of his toys. Was cute.

>.<

Hi ZK! Welcome!


Hall pass? I don't need no stinkin' Hall pass! I was working in a Liquor store... Man were there some drunk guy coming in there this weekend... I don't know how many people I watched leaving making sure they weren't driving. Phht. Thank god everyone was riding with someone else.

Waiting with anticipation for your new post!

nccatnip said...

Nd- do you get a discount at work?

Malauree said...

Well, I work at Wal-Mart... But we don't get discounts on liquor. Our Wal-Mart also has a hard time finding employees. we are a a college town and some of them have attitudes that end up getting them fired. *thinking of a few that will be gone soon THANKFULLY*

Told my husband that if WM gave discounts on alcohol then they might keep more employees! >.<

CharlesCityCat said...

ND:

Glad the boys are better. We were worried that you had been carted off to either:

--A local Psych hospital
--Your local jail

There are alot of college kids whose attitude needs adjusting.

Not our Mel of course.


ZK:

Welcome, you will find that GL loves her posters. The more the merrier. Actually, if you don't post frequently, she will really nag you until you just give in and join her party.

CharlesCityCat said...

ND:

You have liquor in your Wal Mart? We have ABC stores here. All run by the state. Can buy beer and wine in regular stores but not liquor.

ABC - Alcoholic Beverages Commission

AKA

American Boys Club

nccatnip said...

Same here CCC. It really confused me at first because in Fl there is a retail liquor chain by the same name. I thought they had sewn up the state!!!!

Dena said...

NdAppy

You Lived???lol
My son has been known to shock WalMart customers when he loudly announces,"I am going to grab a 6 pack of the good beer Mom".
They keep the good rootbeer with the 3.2 at our WalMart.

CharlesCityCat, I was wondering?
Whatever will we do without any myths or dragons to slay?

Hey ZooKeeper, I said it over at fwotd and will say it here.
I enjoy reading what you have to offer.

Hey NCC

I have no established topic for today. Any suggestions anyone?

Madam Message Board Govenor/Goddess
How is you Today?
I would love to import you in about 4 weeks to lesson me.
I was a EEEEEK! equitation rider.
But tell HP I has very very good hands.
My sons are even better.

GoLightly said...

CCC:
"she will really nag you"
???
I will NOT!!
Oh, okay, maybe I do.
humph. Smarmy wench:):):):)
S'true though, I love my commenters, I think they are just as important as the actual post.
I'm very often inspired to write something else, just from an interesting comment.
You can even hoot at my spelling mistakes!! (Not that I MAKE any)

nccatnip said...

Nag?? our GL????
***snork***

Malauree said...

The Liquor store that I work in is owned by WM and attached to the building. But there is no access to the Liquor Store except from the exterior doors on the store itself. ND state law states that there can be no access between the LS and the Store itself. Which is fine by me. It is nice and quiet in there and I don't have to deal with all the idiots that come into the main store.

And seriously? Why do people take it out on the cashiers when they are having a bad day? I swear when I do work in the main store, every other person that comes through wants to bite my head off. I just smile and try and make their experience pleasant, but still...

OK stopping now... I could go on and on and on about the crap I have to put up with as a cashier. That is why I asked to be put in the black hole known as the Liquor Box. They have a hard time actually getting people to work over there...

I just realized we need to put another bale out for the horses... Better go plug the tractor's block heater in... I think the greedy pigs have spread more on the ground to sleep on then they have eaten. Horses... Oh we feed free choice round bales BTW. If anyone was wondering. >.O

CharlesCityCat said...

GL:

Well, darlin I meant nag, but only in the nicest sense of the word.

CharlesCityCat said...

Damn,

must get back to work, someone just dropped a stack of mail on my desk almost taller than I am.

God, I hate Mondays.

Malauree said...

Its not Nagging! It's a persistent friendly inquiry!

Malauree said...

CCC - Throw us a comment every once in a while so we know the mail stack didn't eat you!

bhm said...

Now I'm going to take over GL blog for some shameless self promotion. This is my blog:
trooperandsarah.blogspot.com

I'm not going to write very much on the blog, rather I am going to use it to post some photos.

ZK and NDA,
Please drop by.

Dena and everyone else,
Thank you for the kind words. Doesn't Trooper have the cutest little face!

little gator said...

my toth needs a crown. I have to wai ttill thursday.

moan....


I got osme numbing stuff to pu ton it.

Malauree said...

OMG Gator! That sucks!

CharlesCityCat said...

Gator:

That numbing stuff, is it Jack Daniels or Jim Beam?

Made quick work of that stack, mostly crap. The important stuff isn't too bad.

ND:

I'm afraid with GL, it really is nagging.

Malauree said...

CCC - I was trying to come up with something different then nagging...




But your right... It's nagging! >.< I don't mind though!

Dena said...

Nagging? What nagging? She would beat us on occasion if she could catch us you know?

nccatnip said...

bhm- I heart Trooper.

CharlesCityCat said...

ND:

I'm afraid you can't sugar coat this one and I don't mind either. She just wants us to be a part of the party afterall.

Dena:

I'm hiding from her, so she can't give me a smack on my pointy head.

nccatnip said...

Ya'll better quiet down or she is going to hear you.

You are going to be so busted.......

GoLightly said...

NdA
"I could go on and on and on about the crap I have to put up with as a cashier. "
Oh hon, I hear ya.
I am ALWAYS nice to cashiers. I hate how nasty people can be to the people that are working for a living, FCS.
When I'm in a long line, and I see the poor harried face of the cashier, I always tell her/him/it what a great job they're doing.

They deserve respect, and courtesy.
Good for you to smile back at the boneheads.

naggin', but smiling broad out.
:)

Dena said...

Nuh uh NCC. Me and CCC rewired the Toronto device and we is now invisible...

Ask Bhm. She told us how.

bhm said...

ncc,
I wish you could see how cute Trooper is. I don't have great pictures right now, but when you talk to him he arches his neck like a saddlebred, perks his ears straight up, and then looks at you with these big, brown, bright eyes. When you scratch him he starts batting his eyes like a big puppy. I've never seen such an expressive face on a horse.

Dena said...

BHM

He does have the cutest face. Remind me when it is not so frickin cold to get a picture of Jas.
They have that same sweet I know how to get around you look in their eyes.
Think they might be related?

bhm said...

Yes, Dena's on my side. I'm not going blast her with my Borg death ray the way I'm going to blast GL's ass.

Dena has now reach her own unique level of lethal.

bhm said...

CharlesCityCat said...
Dena:

I'm hiding from her, so she can't give me a smack on my pointy head.

nccatnip said...

Ya'll better quiet down or she is going to hear you.
--------
Who's the she you are referring too? Please tell the slower members of this blog.

bhm said...

Dena,
Isn't that picture of Top the cutest face ever?

Please post more pictures when you get the chance.

Dena said...

Told ya all I was not assimilation material.

BHM don't be scaring the children now.
The blast is to assist Go in her desired transformation from Dick to Audrey.

Oh God it feels good to be silly.

Nicely dun said...

hello golightly! I imagine we are even in the same TIMEZONE

I agree with the husband...priorities ARE skewed. And its a sad thing, but I think it helps to NOT get ticked off...

I'm so BEHIND in this commenting thing aren't I?
Thank you (and catnip and secondwind)for the comments on my little corner of cyberspace, I was pleasantly suprised this afternoon

More words to follow... until then...happy monday

Malauree said...

I swear being silly here is what keeps us sane else where.

Dena said...

No offense intended. Who is Nicely Dun?
Is that the colored cutting horse blog?
I can't get it to pull up.
And I wanna see it.

Dena said...

NdAppy,

silly keeps you young too.

Malauree said...

Dena - Colored Cutting Horse blog is something else here and here stud's website is here

I was talking to CCH about breeding Smokes to Phoenix.

CharlesCityCat said...

Being able to be silly, makes life so much more tolerable.

Hey Dena:

GL still hasn't found me yet, great idea on rewiring the Toronto Device, thanks for the info bhm.

Nicely Dun:

Hi there, you will find some very nice, intelligent people here. Golightly wouldn't have it any other way.

***runs back under my desk***

Dena said...

CCC

Holy crap Batman!!! Get over to Anon.
new link.
Promoting the unthinkable. At least for Mz. Thang.

GoLightly said...

"I'm going to blast GL's ass."
whut???
I mean, WHAT??
(hides)
NicelyDun, gr8 to see you here.
No need to comment, we was just worried about you.
I mean, I was just worried, and I called some KindKookyMinions, and BOOM!
Nice commenters.
I haz majick commenters..
Are you in 905? (Holds breath) are you anywhere near King City?
BHM, behave, or I will turn the transmitter back on again.
Trooper is gorgeous, but 18 hands?
Big, berry, berry BIG horse.
Butch is embarassed at his smaller wizzim.

bhm said...

GoLightly said...

"I'm going to blast GL's ass."
whut???
I mean, WHAT??
(hides)
-----------
Just joking. My implants have taken over my brain. You're the bestest ever.

nccatnip said...

At least having all of you here in one place is keeping the www safe for the others.

Juat saying.........

Nicely dun said...

I'm in the 519, used to work near king city though!

small small world

nccatnip said...

Dena- are you speaking in code?

bhm said...

GL,
I'm not serious just being silly.

Nicely dun,
Great name and cute horse. Iz lovz dat colour. I'm in the 416.

Dena said...

NCC
Yes. Codespeak. Did not wish to offend.
fwotd Anonymous has posted a link to something of Cathy's from 2006.
Holy shit as far as expose goes is BIG...

Somewhere between 115-120?

bhm said...

Trooper is gorgeous, but 18 hands?
Big, berry, berry BIG horse.
--------
He's just under 18 hands. I know his size is not for everyone. Did you know that picnic tables make a great mounting block?

Someone keeps stealing my mounting blocks. I'm 5'2" and I need a mounting block, dam it! This is why I'm serious about training "T" to lay down for mounting.

nccatnip said...

bhm- I am so totally lost between you and Dena.
What is the 416? 519? Ackkkkk!!!!!!

GoLightly said...

BHM
Whew, I feel so much safer.
NCC, agreed, way safer, when the transmitter is kept in one blog locale.
NicelyDun, dagnab it,
WHY ARE ALL THE HORSES I could ride/meet/groom not in my area code?? Why??
grumble...
Anybody got a horse needs a good grooming, AROUND King City, nooooo, of course not.
Bloody ironic.

crap, no time for wench reading, gotta fly! Don't want to read FHOTD, I'm completed my withdrawal period, feels great! I'm CLEAN, no more Koolaid for me.
I will not give hits to FHOTD. Nope. I am mean, when I'm, well, mean. Stubborn. Opinionated. Best way to be! (especially when I'm actually right, for a change..)

LOL at the voluminous # of comments
(hugs to all)
78!

bhm said...

ncc,
We were joking about CCC evil eye humor hench my Borg laser eye implant. The other joke was GL transmitter posts where she, has in the past, threaten to fry my brain.

The 416, 905, and 519 are Toronto and the surrounding community area codes.

bhm said...

hench=hence

GoLightly said...

416 = Toronto Area Code.
905 = Greater Toronto Area Code, and it is greater, let me tell ya. HUGE.
Trooper and I are both in 905, but he's 1.5 hours away. darn..
519 is more northern counties, 2-3 hours away, probably, with MY luck.

I have friends with horses in Belwood. 519 area code is not 'zactly handy.
DRAT!

81

Nicely dun said...

Golightly you can try lookin up Northequest riding facility...they are a bit posh...but I used to work there and I'm sure they have a horse or two that would love a groomin'!
(they in Uxbridge...in the 905'ish?)

Nicely dun said...

depending on how you drive, the 519 can be maybe an hour away from the 905...depending...

nccatnip said...

Oh, that makes sense. You see, I do not speak or read canadian.

bhm said...

GL,
Think of "T" as Warmblood size. We actually had one Warmblood in the barn that was taller than him.

bhm said...

nccatnip said...

Oh, that makes sense. You see, I do not speak or read canadian.
----------
LOL. If we said, "the T dot" it wouldn't make no sense to you?

For a good laugh at the Canadian contingent, look up "Newfie slang".

nccatnip said...

T dot??? Is that like the G spot?

CharlesCityCat said...

NCC:

I was very comfoosed too. Thanks for clearing that up. I was afraid that Gator Dog had eaten my tin foil hat.

I am an 804, how about you?

CharlesCityCat said...

NCC:

Now stop that, I am currently fighting with the hubby.

CharlesCityCat said...

bhm and I are going to hook Trooper and Buck up. The Black Shire with the White Perch, they will be so kissably cute together.

nccatnip said...

CCC- I am a 10 of course. :)

bhm said...

nccatnip said...
T dot??? Is that like the G spot?
---------

LOL...I'll take it as the comment made no sense to you what so ever!

Dena said...

Okay. I am going to brave the cold.
And take some pictures.
Yuck...
What I don't do for some peeples...
Any requests?

CharlesCityCat said...

NCC:

Why how very clever of you, took me a sec.

You really need to have your own comedy show. I have said this in the past.

Dena said...

CCC

OMG...Sorry it took me so long. I had to change. I seriously almost tinkled myself when I saw those 2 sites back to back.
The things one do find.
Is snorkeling that gross sound a person makes from choking on boogers after snorting and inhaling almost simutaneously?
I think I begin to understand.

Malauree said...

I was just shaking my head looking at them

CharlesCityCat said...

Dena:

Exactly, and sometimes you can spew beverages at the same time.

Not recommended at work.

Malauree said...

CCC - It may not be recommended, but it sure is funny to see the look on co-workers faces!

Dena said...

I know. I am soo bad...But here is another one.

Zsa Zsa and her Gaborgians.

Speaking of which, someone is posting very solemnly about trainer
responsibilty in the kitty go pee pee place.

No time apparently for the newly created trainers symposium and Bogg bashing festivities.
Hmmm.So sad...

Silly day suits me. I know it suits Go.
Where the hell is she? Oh yeah, WORKING.
I want more silliness. As it is also laundry day I have needed supplies at the ready.

GoLightly said...

Hey!
Yeah, sorry, working is so well, like work.
All heck broke loose, I needed my smart voice at the ready.

eeesh, Dena, I canna give ya ideas?
I have a hard enough time with my own.. Write about what you know. Write about your horses?

NicelyDun, Uxbridge is also a bleedin' hour+ away. I am close to Canada's Wonderland.
Now THAT makes sense, doesn't it:):)

I'm in the north west of Tdot.
Toronnnah
Toronto, Toronto, Oh I love Toronto:)
Not really. I want to live in Owen Sound, if I ever retire from the racing of the rats.

Glad to see you all played nicely.
(pats CCC on the head)

The kinder, gentler place to be.

Snerking is the sharp intake of breath when you try not to laugh, and it sounds like a pig grunting. One of my more charming habits.

Snorking and horking are not QUITE interchangeable.
You can snork without horking, hork without snorking.

"Scream without raising your voice.."
(sorry channeling U2, there)
"Y'know I took the poison from the poison stream,and floated, outta there.."
and there. Love that song..

I need a glass of milk. It's the antidote, don't ya know..

back soooon....
102 !!
Oh, I am so proud of you guys!
Not even a swear word, wow.

hey, it's Flip's Birthday today!!!
She's 6 years old, today.
aaaawwwwwwww........

Malauree said...

AWWW Tell Flip I said Happy Birthday.

ZooKeeper said...

I wuz sleeepin.

Thanks for the welcome and non-invisibility ability!

GL...no...you don't know me nor were you ever mean to me...grin. The troll idea just popped up in my wee brain when I was reading your earlier blogs and you were requesting one of the squat and ugly set to send you some hate mail for fun. Then i realized I couldn't even remeber the last time I said somthing ugly to anyone...

O.M.G! I'm a GoodyTwoShoes! A Pollyanna!

::runs away screaming::

I feel better now. Still can't be mean, but I feel better. Acknowledging the problem is half the battle of overcoming it...right?

NCC...I can see no one here gets invisibled... : ) Thanks for the hey.

NDA...I snorted cocola our my nose when you said you were hiding in the kitchen with the cat. You are a brave woman to be in the same house with 3 boys under 6.

CCC...I will remember frequent posting will save me from GL's persistent virtual prodding... : )

Dena...I'm just a regular gal with regular horses and a slightly off center sense of humor. I'll do my best to provide worthy reading...or not...and maybe a strange tale every now and then.

NDA...I HATE feeding round bales cause of the waste. Why is it they have to spread the hay all around and then pee and poooooop in it no matter how many times you fork the good hay back onto the pile? I bought 2 round bales earlier this winter and have feed square ever since. they don't waste a bite of the square bales.

LG...there is a product you can get at the drug store kinda like heavy duty wax you can get to fill in that tooth until your crown can be put on. That way it doesn't hurt no more. Hot tea bags at the gum line help pull down inflammation too. Its the tannic acid that does the trick.

GL...don't forget the crushed pineapple for recycled doggie drops.

Gonna go do some work now...

ZK

nccatnip said...

Well hell. What did we ever do without Zk? She is a fountain of knowledge.
Wonder if SHE knows where the T spot is?


Happy Birthday Flip!!!!!

nccatnip said...

I mean G Dot.

nccatnip said...

Wait- I mean T DOT.

nccatnip said...

Nd- one more question about your work. If you do not get a discount, do you at least get free samples?
I am thinking of a career change.

GoLightly said...

Doesn't ZK sound familiar??
Hmmmm.
ZooKeeper.hmmmmm.

To.
Is ANOTHER way of writing Toronto.

Oh, ZK, won't that make her gut even MORE acidic?
I have a helluva time with this dogs guts.
I think it's genetic, or psychotic, or somethin'.
Silliness is next to cleanliness is next to
um.
Goopiness.

DING!
NCC WINS!!!
I gotta post while the brain cells are poppin'.

Malauree said...

Sadly no. But it gets me away from the boys and into someplace quiet for a few hours so...

ZK - Getting squares here is a HUGE PITA. Farm country, and we get our bales from a friend who raise cattle. 20 bucks a round bale. So I am not going to complain! (to loudly that is!)

Malauree said...

Hey all! I just added a recent pic of the art piece I am working on. Its on my blog if anyone wants to look. here

Aren't I shameless?

ZooKeeper said...

OK...so I'm not working yet...

GL...try some Pepcid AC or just plain generic famotidine for Flip's acid issues. Happy Birdie Flip!

I promise you don't know me from former blogs...grin. Pretty much a virgin blogger poster cept for that one time on FHotD and here.

NCC...my momma taught me to share info if it might help someone else...grin. I as a researcher in a former "life" and have been a vet tech for about the last 10 years. Oh...and momma used to work for a dentist...thus the tea bag and waxystufftoothfiller info. Sorry if I offended. OH....Isn't the T Dot what you put the cap over on metal fence posts?

I'll shaddup and go back to LurkieLoo mode now...

zK

bhm said...

ZooKeeper said...

I'm just a regular gal with regular horses and a slightly off center sense of humor. I'll do my best to provide worthy reading...or not...and maybe a strange tale every now and then.
-----------
Oh, good!!!

nccatnip said...

Nicely Dun- just read your new entry on your blog but cannot post a comment as blogger keeps getting hung upon the word verification. I will leave it here in hopes you will find it:
Oh, the healing properties of the sight, scent and feel of a horse. It's lovely, isn't it?
Good for you to recognize that yes, you will do good and make ALL things possible.

nccatnip said...

Zk- no offense taken, come back, come back!!!! We NEED you!!! We did not know that stuff.

I think the T dot is that round plastic thing you take out of the coffee creamer when you first open it.

bhm said...

Nd A,
Nice design. Really well balanced.

Dena said...

New Post on LBTD. Some angry mommy is gunning for Serenity.
Took it right to umm...yeah..her...
No I am not cheating.
It was during the Champ thing I think.
But now I see it many more places in my many cyber travels.
Who knows anyhting about Serenity?
I don't know anything other than what I read at the website.
Good Thing right?

ZooKeeper? We like you. Yep, me and my many personalities took a vote.

Malauree said...

Thank you BHM! Doing work in pointillism takes FOREVER. But it is worth it.

bhm said...

I haven't done pointillism in decades. Ha!! Your inspiring me.

ZooKeeper said...

OK...I'll be back...

Question though....how do I get a pic for my avatar?

See? Told you I wuz a bloggin virgin.


ZK

GoLightly said...

ZK, been there doing that, hon.
Oh, yeah. The pepcid etc. now she's on cimetidine, seems to work a tad better, She isn't puking as much, but on this carpet, who cares??

Hey, we have a HUGE zoo
in
where else
Tdot.
Now, stop that NCC. Gdots, where the heck are they??

121 fcs..
gotta eat, hey, I posted,,,
it's long, nothing new there...

nccatnip said...

GL- for yucky tummies I use either probiotics or acidophilus tablets. Another great thing is plain yogurt with live cultures.
Try a daily vitamin also, might relieve the poop eating. If she is just eating her own, sprinkle a little bit of Accent Meat Tenderizer on her food. She will stop.

nccatnip said...

G Dots are that little white spot in the center of the screen on the TV when you turn it off.

CharlesCityCat said...

ND:

Please splain what pointillism is, I am at a loss which actually isn't unusual for me as I have no artistic capabilities.


ZK:

Do not try to hide, it isn't allowed here on GL's blog.

We love lots of good info and especially lots of strange stories as we are all a bit left of center on the normal scale.

ZooKeeper said...

Pointillism is what you do with a needle and a canvas as oppsed to stitchillism where you make little Xs and count em on a piece of linen.

: )

ZK

ZooKeeper said...

Somebunny PLEASE tell me how to avatar myself? i gots some pics to share.

gee...why do I think I just left myself wide open for ribald replies...

ZK

GoLightly said...

Zooey:)
Zoey?
ZK, I will try to explain, but it might not help. I will gladly stand corrected, if this is wrong, as it took me ages to figure it out.
In editing your profile, somewhere is add picture. somewhere:)
(I'm not good at this, the others here change their avatars with reckless abandon, some of them. I haven't changed mine since I signed on.)
I THINK you need a SMALL pic, less than 57k or something? not sure. Can you re-sample your pics? Do you have picture editing software?
I used CorelPhotoPaint, but there must be other programs out there that do it. Picasa has this type of software, but I don't like the program..

Shrink the pic you want down, save it as something else, like "avatarpic" and upload it when prompted, from wherever it is you put the shrunken pic in your computer. You want to keep the original pic at it's original size, so it isn't shrunken forever.
You can do it, ZooKeeper!

Shrunken heads is what I ALmost typed.

I'm tired, puppy is demanding bed-time snuggle fest.

To Great Horses, and great people.
We do exist.
Oh, yes, we do!

NCC, meat tenderizer ON her food?

Like before she eats it?
Blaze will feel all left out, she's already miffed that Flip gets a pill.

I'm pointillating myself to bed.

NdAppy, what an artiste!!(yawn) Kidding, NdA:)
You is amazing..

Waiting anxiously for a pic of a shire and a percheron hitched together.
What a beautiful sight that would be!

kestrel said...

Do any of you REALIZE how hard it is to read while laughing so hard....!!?
Goodnite all, just made my day.

nccatnip said...

ZooKeeper said...
Somebunny PLEASE tell me how to avatar myself? i gots some pics to share.
=================================
I just found a picture I likes, printed it, cut it out and taped to the screen.
Hope this helps!!!!

nccatnip said...

GL- yep, just sprinkle a liitle on her food. Put some on Blaze's if she eats that ones poop also. Otherwise close it and let Blaze see you "pretend" sprinkle on his food. And make a HUGE deal about it, no more problem.

Nicely dun said...

Thanks catnip:P

Horses are the best medicine