Compostulating With The Times

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

One Way? No Way! this way..

























How not to take pictures. Give me the camera. Yeah, I took these. Bad, berry, berry bad, but interestingly bad. I had my free camera at the time, it had been swimming. This is a arab/clyde cross. What do you think? His croup slants so steeply, and is so short. Pretty posty behind too, he did indeed have stifle issues as he grew. He's 16.2, and two years old in these pictures. The rest is quite spectacular. Opinions? That one was mine, hof course. A friend's horse. Wonderful temperament.. 519 AreaCode. Bummer.

I was chortling to myself about the rigidity or fluidity of opinions we all have. What IS it about horse people? I have to start asking these questions in the right place, which, whoops, is HerE. Not TherE. Honestly. I'm amazed by this attitude of only this way, and then only that way. The BesT way.

I remember when a great German Instructor Guy, Ed Rothcranz gave me the first of several lessons through the years. I was riding a very kind woman's horses, a beautiful black and an even georgeouser darkly roaning gray, both TB's. 16.2, dainty, but tough, somehow. Nice harses, I am so disgusted with my memory for not remembering her name. What a nice woman she was, glad to let me ride her horses, and kindly driving me home from the barn.

She was a very capable rider, herself. Age I think, had surprised her. These two horses were both still very green, a little tough to keep together. I rode many people's horses at that barn, but hers were my favourite. Their names have disappeared, which also disappoints me. I never thought I'd forget a horse's name.

ANYway, I had been riding about 3 years at this point. Maybe four, and had gotten my first horse, the liver chestnut mare that kicked out at my Dad. So I thought I was pretty overly good. I rode in classical dressage heck-equitation style. (snickers) Pretty floppy, hacktually. But that's how it's done. Correctly. Fluidly, long and deep into the horses movement.

Ed Rothcranz took his first look at me, after we'd flatted and warmed the gray up, as it was a jumping school, and hiked my stirrups up SIX holes. Six. Yeah, it sure felt different. I wish I'd been smarter about what old Ed was trying to teach me. English wasn't his best language at this point. He tended to just scream incomprehensibly. GoLightly helped me figure old Ed out, too.

I came close to losing a teaching job, before I went and visited my cousin in Colorado, where her training stable was at the time. I had been riding about 12 years, at this point. I couldn't teach people how to jump. I just couldn't do it. I was so frustrated by this anomaly, I was eager to soak up what Cousin K had to say.
Two words. Two point. I learned a thousand hours from her.
My legs darn near fellOFF. Felt GreaT.

Two point. Oooohhh. Duh. I came back from one week with Cousin, my School-Barn Boss watched my next lesson, and said, "I don't know what you did for one week, but you just got your job back." I didn't even know I was in trouble. Cousin saved me, there, and her lovely horses. She had an assistant trainer who's chief purpose in life was to make me cry. It worked, a LoT. But Cousin gave me the grounding Ed R. had tried to show me, without words. You can indeed, sit a spooking/teleporting/bucking horse in two-point, if it's deep enough. Secure enough. Honest enough.

To being open to what needs done with your horse. In every situation. Each is unique.
To Unique Horses and People. To riding as many different ways as you can.
To Princes.
Karen Cranham, too. Best cousin, ever!

32 comments:

nccatnip said...

As far as training goes, I am smart enough to know I am stupid. No opinions here as I have no knowledge.
I tend to listen very closely to all training dialog, quickly discarding those that regurgitate their mentors and holding on to the ones that paid attention in class and furthered their education with life.

GoLightly said...

Hey, you read it:)
Thanks, goopy..
Nobody's "stupid" who asks questions, and knows when they need some help. I soaked up learning like a sponge then..
Open Mind is key..
My door to my mind, is always standing open.
I guess some people just close theirs.

Nicely dun said...

I have definitely learned a lot, but as you can tell by my blog the learning is definitely far from over. Different things work for different horses, different riders.

figuring out something new everyday is the way to go I think. Wether it be with riding, or some kind of theoretical ...jargin...

NCCATNIP, yr not stupid, silly.

GoLightly said...

She's just a goop.
(hugs)

Best kind of person, IMHO.

Learning never stops:)

I hope.

nccatnip said...

Ha!!! Beat you to ND's blog.
Goopy=first!!!!!

Good going Nicely!!

Nicely dun said...

And you havent mentioned anything new about Butch's breeding program?
I have a lovely little buckskin with button eyes and fun fur mane that might be interested..but I think he is also a gelding...

secondwindacres said...

Nicely dun, I'm Mary, nice to meet you!

I agree, if we ever think we're at the point that we don't need to keep learning we've just gone STUPID! :)

I like your camera shots GL. Especially the stall shots.

nccatnip said...

Nicely dun said...
And you havent mentioned anything new about Butch's breeding program?
I have a lovely little buckskin with button eyes and fun fur mane that might be interested..but I think he is also a gelding.

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs a away covering eyes)

bhm said...

It's not just gay sex, it's gay neutered sex

bhm said...

GL,
Those two weeks sounded like a great learning experience. horse pain=good pain

Trainer X said...

BHM Said...It's not just gay sex, it's gay neutered sex

LMFAO!!! Ahahahahaaaaa

bhm said...

Trexx,
What's been up with you? Anything new and exciting going on?

GoLightly said...

Crap, didn't say what the horsie IS did I??
Arab/Percheron. yeah.

Dena, it is coming, I just haven't SEEN spring yet. But the birds are saying things they haven't said for awhile. that's always a good sign.
Birds are awesome weather predicters.

BHM, tsk. Butch isn't THat kind of stallyun. He may be 52, but he's been pretty sheltered, living in his hay-baler, and all.
He's so PleaseD y'all have missed his updates!
NicelyDun, well, if you can't tell, I sure can't. Jeesh, reach up inside, toy makers often play "find the testicle" with kids.
Cryptorchids need not apply. Butch thinks that's icky.
His 3 balls are handy, for when he NeedS them, not before!!

Butch's had many, many offers. Where, I don't know.
He keeps losing them.

nccatnip said...

bhm said...
It's not just gay sex, it's gay neutered sex
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I don't care, I'm not watching.

Nicely dun said...

Hello Mary!
Maybe I shouldnt have mentioned the breeding program...
and did you say Butch lives in a haybaler?
Perhaps I missed that...he's one unique stallyun thats for sure.

nccatnip said...

ND- No, it's fine. GL is always showing off that she has a stud and we don't. If you didn't bring it up, she would have weaseled it in the conversation somehow.

(pssssstttttt- she is ball fixated) shush!!!!!!!!!

bhm said...

(pssssstttttt- she is ball fixated) shush!!!!!!!!!
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Testicles are not a bad thing to be fixated on. Now, there are some really bad obsessions such as cleaning your frig 500 times a day or continuously washing your hands. Let's give her some extra fixation points that she can redeem for a bag of chips for picking a good fixation topic like testicles.

nccatnip said...

bhm said...
Testicles are not a bad thing to be fixated on.

==================================

Priceless, just priceless.
That one is going in the interweb Hall of Fame for Quotes.

And make you very, very popular with men.

little gator said...

My tooth is repaired. After a week I can eat without whimpering.

nccatnip said...

Hey gator! sorry about the tooth. glad you got it fixed.

GoLightly said...

Yay, Gator!

Did the dentist file the serrations down too?
Or are you waiting for the vet? The floating can be done, in stall.

bhm said...
Testicles are not a bad thing to be fixated on.

Who SaiD I was??
Oh,um, okay. Maybe you're right..
Yeah, better that than cleaning, anything (except horses and gardens) ANYday..

I LIKE cleaning. Just not my HousE.

CharlesCityCat said...

bhm:

Did you say GL gets a bag of chips, I am still hungry.

ZooKeeper said...

Hey all!

Yikes...FWotD is a mud wrestling mess over there right now...

::keeping head down and hiding here::

I wuz working on xrays again last night and then couldn't sign on, but there was no one here anyway....so i gave up and went back home. Didn't know the seekrut password.

NCC...that Morgan mare flips over backwards when any pressure is put on her with reins...either in a bitting rig or under saddle. Somebody realy did a number on her whe they started her 16 years ago. Yup...she's been turned out for SIXTEEN years. No babies though. Just a PP. She is with Morgan rescue though. They snatched her up on the way to the auction. Lucky mare. Wish I was closer to work with her.

Hey all you snow gals....it was 70 degrees here today. I wuz actually sweating!

bhm...besides harp and bowed psaltery, I just added a hammered dulcimer and tin whistle. Am waiting for both to arrive. LOVE ebay!

Testicles? We neutered a cat at Christmas one year and took his testicles and taped them to the practice managers chair with a note saying "Jingle Balls"...we didn't like him very much and comparisons were made between his equipment and what was removed from said cat. We figured the cat won the contest paws down.

Dena...unfortunately I still have finger prints. You actually develop very little in the way of thickening to the finger tips when harping. Just a wee tad.

Are you guys still partying over at FV? Want to know who took the goat home....

zk

ZooKeeper said...

Speaking of music, who is it that has the gay sax?

oh wait....thats gay SEX...

nevermind.

Could run with gray sex...old people want it too!

ummmm.

there be no testicles here. My boys want to know if Butch will donate for testicle transplants...

zk

nccatnip said...

Hey ZK- I think SWA has the goat, mentioned something about naming it for the "Tupperware Party" we are having at Almighty Marshmellow's when she goes to Hawaii. Might want to go check that out.
I am cruising over to FV's right now, my cooler is empty and I am dry.
Where are you that it is 70 degrees? (bitch)

ZooKeeper said...

I'll mosey over that way too..

When does AMM head to hulaland? What a cool trip! Have never been there.

I'm in SC.

zk

nccatnip said...

ZK- Hey, not far from me. I'm in NC

nccatnip said...

ZK- where's your blog, Missy?

kestrel said...

Snow should be a four letter word! Arthritis turns me into a weather barometer....whine...it's all yucky and gray here.
I think it's nuts when people start yammering that their way is the only way, or their breed is the only breed. Arabs for endurance races, QH for cows, TBs for racing, every breed has been developed for the job they do. Riding styles and tack, same thing. Rope with a roping saddle, jump with a jumping saddle. Too many people close their minds to the fact that it's a human riding a horse, doing a job (trail horses need to know more than show ring horses!). Training the horse has everything to do with it's job. The foundation is the same, but top training can vary wildly.
Okay, stopped whining. Hubby bought Killer Bees, chocolate honey cakes, yummy!

GoLightly said...

Okay, guys, let's remember, this is a family blog....
Nicely, I hear ya..
I think, I want to moooove on.
Like Fosse. Chicago, the Musical?
Great song.

It's not that interesting to me.
I'm kinda clinical about it.
I do forget about tender eyes and ears. It's just, I've been there, or did you just get to that post?
jeesh. Start at the back of the book, with this bloggy bat.
Gimme a conformation critique, as requested, or an addition to the perfect barn, or I will have to be-head you.
Well, most of you.
Okay, all of you..
Including me.

Well, it doesn't hurt that much! Very "humane" way, JMHO. Quick.
I'm being kind. Biology is just that.

But my dear nephew, terribly confused at 18 still, gets very upset with derision towards gay kids. He's sure/unsure of himself, and his questions remain.

Who Cares! I really don't. Never really did and yes, I saw "The O in Ohio", and found it hilarious.

Stop the obsession with sex.
It's been around a long time, yes? Look where it's gotten us, breedin' like rabbits or rats..

No big whoop, is all. WhateveR.
(stomps away)


Sorry.
I will, too, except to me, it's just an anatomical whimsy. Maybe it would be better if toys were more "true". It's confusing to kids..
Don't ask me how I know.

People are SUCH a bunch of protoplasms! That's yer teknicle jargin.
Me included.

Justa generalization. Huge.
I'm great at that!

Aimed outward, thank you.
Just behave yourself, young 'uns. Mind yer mind.
or I will remoose it. (remove it.)
Gently.

ZooKeeper said...

::hangs head in shame and goes back under the rock::

zk

GoLightly said...

ZK
darnit, move over, this is MY rock!!!

LOL!